Michel Marchand 🛡️

Crypto for the rest of us. Formerly @HODL4GoodTWEETS and currently @irishmikecomedy. I own coins; not enough to matter. IANAFA. DYOR. WeASS.

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

I'm never going to be a Crypto Twitter influencer because I refuse to say that any coin will "make millionaires."

If I had a dollar for every coin that was a "1000x gem", I wouldn't need 1000x gems.

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@0xMerp the very nature of tournaments turns you into a pushbot machine the higher blinds get vs. stacks regardless of the variant being played

sooner or later you just have to get it in even in like seven-card stud

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@AltcoinDaily sup

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@0xMerp plo is blowjobs or buttrape and nothing in between

[Arthur Hayes @CryptoHayes]

@lookonchain I didn’t buy shit.

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@APompliano @nickshirleyy ffs "60 minutes" used to be that kind of show, the one where people went running when the reporters stepped on to the scene

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@gainzy222 thought it said "top dick tweet" ngl

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@coingecko my ex-wife would probably agree

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@heybeluga i want to listen to this album, i bet it goes hard af

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@LukeGromen nothing stops this locomotive @LynAldenContact

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@thegenesisbl0ck leggmaxxing

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@Adelina_Galoyan @pudgypenguins @KASTxyz i can't afford much, but i still have coffee money, thanks

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@LynAldenContact @LukeGromen everybody thinks this until it happens to them

the years start coming and they don't stop coming

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@BitcoinNews @RichardHeartWin @graminitha1 I've pretty successfully ignored him for a while now.

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@0xMerp late-stage tournament play is a pushbot chart, it's very robotic

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@0xMerp the ticking clock makes tournament players much more straightforward

cash tables are a blank canvas, so if you want to limp in with aces or reraise 72 offsuit, why not? who's going to stop you?

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@cwt_news @grok what is this a picture of and why does it "say everything"?

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@PatrickDehkordi @grok @TheBTCTherapist it's lil yachty

https://t.co/GurL8sy5ZN

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@coinfessions .@SBF_FTX finally coming clean, eh?

[Michel Marchand 🛡️ @FestivusCrypto]

@wassie grok does not know frok