Fetish Brewing

Lancaster Pennsylvania’s most awesomely incredible brewery in American history.

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@rwohan On it.

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.@rwohan how much beer do we have to send you to become your Coors Lite?

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We are aware that Weathered Souls Brewing Co. has created an open-source beer recipe called “Black Is Beautiful” which — if we are able to — we will produce, the proceeds of which we will donate to support local justice work.

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This Sunday afternoon, we would like to drop our usual pretensions and make sure we say unequivocally:

1. We condemn the murder of George Floyd;
2. We condemn white supremacy & systemic racism in our community and in our country;
3. We absolutely believe that Black Lives Matter.

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If you are an organization working to combat racism, please don’t ever hesitate to reach out to us — though we have much less money than you could possibly imagine when you imagine “what companies are”, we happy to contribute our products to events which support your work.

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Yep — curbside is running today.

Text Aaron at 717-917-0974, swing by Fetish between 4-8pm for pick-up, and we’ll stock you up with 32 crowlers of local craft beer. In addition to the pictured menu, we have an Oaked Hard Cider at 7.2% abv and a Kolsch at 4.7% abv.

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SUGSKSNDJJWVSJZBS!!!!! @Miguelnbc SORTS HIS BOOKS BY COLOR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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Right now on Slack: Fetish is trying to re-brand a really offensively named St Patrick’s Day drink and so far all we have is, “The Larry Mullen, Jr.”

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@BeerAdvocate Just had a Heineken. It was unreal.

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@BreweriesinPA We swore we’d never make one. Now we make about 6. Shrugging emoji.

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RETWEET IF YOU LIKE BEER, HEART IT IF YOU THINK THE HOBBIT MOVIES WERE CRITICIZED TOO MUCH BECAUSE THEY CONTAINED THE SAME FLAWS AS RETURN OF THE KING BUT EVERYONES FEELS OBLIGATED TO LOVE LOTR EVEN THOUGH THE CGI WAS REALLY REALLY BAD

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@tyrannytierney Look. We are pro role playing games and anti knowing how phones work, okay? THATS OUR HILL.

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@tyrannytierney Good hashtagging.

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@tyrannytierney No suggestions. But if you ever want to play here we’ll throw in a table and some free beer. #D&D4Ever

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THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD HALFTIME SHOW YOU CYNICAL MONSTERS

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Because we need more reasons to wish Tom Brady actually retired.

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If we say “Super Bowl” do we get sued?

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Chiefs 35-21. ANY OTHER PREDICTION IS INCORRECT

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SO TIRED OF THE NEW STYLE THAT IS EVERYWHERE LETS BRING BACK A DIFFERENT STYLE