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“I’m Offended that You’re Offended at me being Offended by Your Offensive Offensiveness”

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Me when one of my X posts hits 100 likes

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@tinfoilbaddie @CollinRugg Can’t wait to use the “insanity by Covid” excuse the next time I’m pulled over.

May also use it at my next year self-assessment evaluation if I didn’t “meet expectations”

The “Precious Bland” Defense is 🔥

[Edward Dowd @DowdEdward]

A man in Barnstable MA speaking on illegal immigration:

Brings to mind the Quote from Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn:

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of men who wanted to be left alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They do not ask for much. Just to be left alone. But when they are pushed too far, when their families, their homes, their livelihoods, or their way of life is threatened… they become the most dangerous force on earth.”

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@wischlist The DIA has no desire to bring big teams to Champaign on a consistent basis and we all know why … $$$$

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@ConsHistReview @elsathora Arguably the greatest sports movie ever

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@LamontS78938526 @IlliniMBB They’ll never do it.
They never have because the money is better away from Champaign.

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@tinfoilbaddie @rittenhouse2a

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@EmbarkBulletin 0.25

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@tinfoilbaddie @NWSSPC

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@RachelWellingT @DrClownPhD And to think, some will believe that this is AI … smh

😎😅

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@pattygifflaw @realannapaulina She’s so terrible.
And will attach her name to any stupid bill if it gets her on Fox.

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I feel after saying “konnichiwa” to the Latina waitress at the Chinese restaurant

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@pattygifflaw Oh that’s sucks and totally understandable

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@RachelWellingT @GoodyearBlimp @FreddyLA7 🤣😂🤣

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@laralogan The poster child of a “wolf in sheep’s clothing” … demonic

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@geoffschwartz Correction: All of the WNBA is awful

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

Bagpiper rollerblades through Miami 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#BBCFootball #FifaWorldCup

[Football Park Scotland @FP_Scotland]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS TARTAN ARMY! 🚨

The cones ARE allowed! I repeat the cones ARE allowed! Miami is ALLOWING the cones!

[📹: Instagram/sketchrocks]

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Marlins game is about to have a playoff atmosphere tonight thanks to the Tartan Army