Lisa Albrecht

art, architecture, boobs, brilliance, criticism, chaos, comedy, confessions, confrontation, difference, doubt, elegance, efficiency, eccentricity

[Lisa Albrecht @Feuerlogge]

Patient: Herr Doktor, ich habe Schmerzen in der linken Brust, wenn ich an meine Frau denke.

Doktor: Das nennt man Liebe.

[Lisa Albrecht @Feuerlogge]

dentist: this could hurt pretty bad now

patient: no problem

dentist: I'm banging your wife