Mark Clapham

“ Returning the knowledge back to the pool of life “

[Mark Clapham @Fevski]

@davehutchinson5 @Independent It was only 1 bear and 3 foxbat playing in the Scottish and Irish sea Dave. Lol

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@onlygracie What you've retired # Thud

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@davehutchinson5 @wrosebully Lol. That s because there only acknowledge flat cylindrical shapes exist in the world Specially in headwear Mr H..yes and I do have One

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@davehutchinson5 I could hear them from my house most of Sunday afternoon.and what happened to the social distancing .. judging from the https://t.co/gQRLlosimS

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Good mornnnning people. Thursday or for the marvel lovers Thorday. *Has that's where the word come from so both correct lol. **** Boom"***

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@davehutchinson5 Cheers David my old mates

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Its Friday, and its payday!

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@carolvorders Morning Mrs v

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Happy Friday people of Twitter land
Woow..🎉🤪

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Hi there's im back. If your seeing this dm please

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Funny Quote of the Day: "What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean." - Christopher Fry

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Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met." - Herb Caen

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Fashions have done more harm than revolutions." - Victor Hugo

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Macho does not prove mucho." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Funny Quote of the Day: "I am at heart a gentleman." - Marlene Dietrich

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Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip

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Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes

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Funny Quote of the Day: "He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." - George Eliot

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields