Came home early from a night out as I had the shits, only to walk in on my mum eating my dad's arsehole. He was hanging off the sofa, legs aloft. Next day my mum tried to brush it off, saying she was looking for a splinter he had from the dinning room chair. Can't wash my brain.
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