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║ғɪɴᴀʟ ғᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ║ dαrlíng, dαrlíng ѕtαnd вч MẸMẸ$║『 Edgey』 ║〔Incorrect Quotes〕 ║〖Nyx and Crowe at the Therapist〗║Gladio the Cop ║

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Cloud: I really wish you wouldn't do that

Sephiroth: I'm just standing here, breathing

Cloud: Yeah that part

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Prompto as a DJ tho

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The chocobros @ Ardyn

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Loqi: *getting murdered* you idiot just wait til my lawyer hears about this

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*walks into messy room*

Gladio: Did you get the name of that hurricane?

Prom: What hurricane?

Gladio: The one that came through this room

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Nyx: She doesn't think I'm very romantic

Crowe: He wears a fanny pack to bed

Therapist: Is this true?

Nyx: IT'S FOR HOLDING SNACKS, CROWE

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[job interview]

Tell me a weakness

Noctis: Sometimes I lack motivation

Can you elaborate?

Noctis: *taking out pillow* Maybe after my nap

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Young Tidus: Daddy, what happens when we die?

Jecht: You get married and have kids

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[At Vision Center]

Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see?

Ignis: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

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Doctor: im sorry, she's gone

Noct:*sets drink down next to coaster*

*Luna comes back to life*: u better put that drink on a coaster Noctis

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Young Tidus: Daddy, why do I have to go to school?

Jecht: So you don't end up like me

T: What, awesome?

J: Alright fine, no school today

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[Prompto getting dating advice from Ignis]

Ignis: Just be yourself and don't do anything stupid

Prompto: Well which one is it?

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Interviewer: "Your resume says you're good at jumping to conclusions?"

Zack: "When can I start?"

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Dissidia NT will have English voice cast too right?

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Prompto: Well, I think I've learned my lesson.

MORGAN FREEMAN: But he did not learn his lesson. In fact, he would fuck it up even more.

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Ignis: Women like a little danger.

Gladio: Ok

[later on date]

Girl: So where are we-

Gladio: *opening door of moving car* Get out. NOW.

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Crowe: His obsession with Twitter is tearing us apart.

THERAPIST: Is that true?

Nyx: *sending this tweet* Oh grow up, Crowe.

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|| Just when Tidus thought he had a break. Jecht is back. #DissidiaNT

Tidus:

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INTERVIEWER: Wow, it says here that you're psychic?

Ravus: *grabs résumé* Ah, typo. That should be psycho. Just fuckin nuts.

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[interview]

"Tell me a weakness"

Zack: I never finish what I start

"Care to elaborate?"

Zack: *grabbing his stuff* Nah, I gotta get goin

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Noct: you know what part i love about waking up?

none of it. let me sleep