FiFi Switchblade

I'm a burlesque/ sideshow performer based out of Austin TX! Join me in my crazy life adventures! The Sideshow Senorita
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If anyone is ever mean to you or acts like they are better then you. Just remember that they have had explosive diarrhea at one point in their lives. #WordsOfWisdom #WordsToLiveBy

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I miss my cats. I wish we could text each other. #furbabies #CatsofTwittter

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I love waffles

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Please tell me Aqua's "I'm a Barbie Girl" will be the title track to this.

[Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb]

First look at Ryan Gosling as beloved Ken doll for upcoming Barbie movie

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You're a Utah 7 at best.

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@JustPressKay @dannygonzalez @kurtisconner Hard facts

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If anyone ever needs an escort to a clinic I'll be there to help you.

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I've had an abortion. I did it because I was not financially ready to become a parent. The relationship I was in was not a healthy one. I found out I was pregnant on Mother's Day of 2014. I was terrified and scared.

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Someone from the clinic walked out with an umbrella to protect me and hide me. I was in tears the entire time. Abortions aren't a bad thing. They are a safe medical procedure. Banning abortions is only making them dangerous and unsafe. I'm in shock that this is happening.

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David Bowie would have never allowed this.

[Starman Bowie @bowie_starman]

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#DavidBowie #DavidBowieForever

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One day I hope to work on set with Muppets. #productionlife #Muppets

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Satanic Abortions are protected by Religious Liberty Laws
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[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

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#bridesofsatan #bhorror #horror

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We watched a really cool B horror movie! Check it out!

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When I think no one notices I'm high at work. #420day #420friendly

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Just did a deep dive through my own Instagram account and deleted some old posts. Whoa. What a wild ride. #instagram #cringe

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Daily dose of cute

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Waiting to be the last car exiting the garage because my driver side window doesn't roll down and I have to exit my car to grab the ticket from the kiosk and I always end up holding up the line and then anxiety sets in and I panic and holy shit this run on sentence!

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New video up on our channel! We discuss new ways to live frugally.
#kaytothewhy #YouTube