Shining Armor

Husband for Cadence, Captain of the Canterlot Royal Guard, and big brother of Twilight Sparkle.

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@FiM_PinkiePie That reminds me Pinkie, I think you left Gummi here, seeing as there's a random alligator on my bed.

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I have some off-time right now. Anyone up for a round of TF2?

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@DlSCORD @fimcelestia @fim_luna @heliosphoenix @fimcadance @mlp_trollestia You know I can't use Vimeo at work.

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@DlSCORD @fimcadance No one shall speak of this...

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The bane of all existence...the Joker

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Work has been hard guys, sorry I haven't been tweeting so much lately.

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If only I could force @FiM_Twilight to do my required reading for me...

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@FiMScrewLoose An actor? You obviously haven't seen my movie, The Guard.

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@FiMScrewLoose I am honored that you would consider me...wait, I can't be the villain. That would mess up my career.

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LET'S DO THIS #Fluttershy

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If you believe in Harvey Dent, you should believe in me. #IBelieveInShiningArmor

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#PinkiePie LET'S DO THIS!!!

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@FiM_Soarin @fim_twilight @fimcadance @fim_pinkiepie @dlscord You're not part of this, new guy.

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@FiM_Twilight @fimcadance @fim_pinkiepie @dlscord This is why we can't have good things.

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@ykfinch @fimcadance @fim_pinkiepie @dlscord @fim_twilight NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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@FiMCadance @dlscord @fim_twilight And that's why I'm learning how to play Katy Pony songs on my guitar. What then?

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@FiMCadance @dlscord @fim_twilight You don't know how annoying it was as a child.

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@FiMCadance @dlscord @fim_twilight No. We never enjoyed or wanted Twilight's singing career.

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@FiMCadance I have business to attend to, dear.

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I'm back everypony! What did I miss?