Rainbow Dash

I'm the coolest, fastest, most awesome pegasus in all of Ponyville.

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@HeliosPhoenix I'm not a kid though :(

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@HeliosPhoenix Kid? Who're you callin' kid?

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@EQG_Jared It's cool as can be!

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@HeliosPhoenix ...Maybe.

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@EQG_Jared Hi!

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

Now retweet that tweet I just retweeted to get on my honorary super cool people list.

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

Guess who dropped her iPony. Again. And just finally got it fixed. Again. But I'm back! Again!

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@HeliosPhoenix I can do that in my sleep.

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@RianHall2 Our computers and phones are made specially for our hooves.

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@ChaosEvolution7 Pretty normal since, you know, I've always been one.

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@RianHall2 Sonic's a punk.

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

Weirdly enough, we don't celebrate International Friendship Day in Equestria.

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@ChaosEvolution7 Hi!

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

Then again, it's his fault for not putting on sunscreen. Scales can only protect you so much!

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

#TIL that even dragons can get sunburned if they stay out in the sun long enough. Poor Spike.

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@FiM_PinkiePie *Sigh* I'll get the mops. And you're not allowed to watch Frozen anymore after this.

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@FiM_PinkiePie Uh oh. Are we gonna have to start another fire tornado?

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It's National Ice Cream day today? We celebrated that a few times. We can't anymore, since @FiM_PinkiePie froze Ponyville over one year.

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@CityFlyer502 Aaaaaand I dropped it on my floor that time... and it broke. :\

[Rainbow Dash @FiM_RainbowDash]

@CityFlyer502 It has, surpris