Fiona Burbank

Out here tryin' to function. Ai'noskedū

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

This last week of extreme anxiety is really just preparation for what it’s going to feel like for the next 4 years.

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

I didn’t get sick all of 2024… perks of not really going out and not having kids people.

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

I feel like they hype up Shen Yun a little too much..

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

THANK YOU BEYONCÉ #BeyonceBowl

[Gia Peppers ❤️ @GiaPeppers]

BEYONCÉ GISELLE KNOWLES CARTER.

You brought back Ashley. You brought the girls who are next up. You had Blue all up in there. You repped for your hometown. You had Black men standing on horses. You gave us vocals and BEAUTY and talent. & raised the standard again. THANK YOU!

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

Major red flag for any adult that can’t keep friends for 10+ years. 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

I’m convinced Republicans just want other people to be as miserable as them.. because let me tell you, having dual incomes and no kids is actually bliss! Doing everything you want in life when you want is actual joy. Thank you birth control 👍🏽

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

Mother knew we all needed something to look forward to.

[𐚁 micks. @byemicks]

and just like that beyoncé has brought joy back into my life. good night!

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

Alright @netflix there better not be any of that buffer shit for the halftime show on Christmas Day

[BEYONCÉ LEGION @BeyLegion]

#actii continues:
@netflix 12.25

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

Holy shit, I’m clubbing in 2007. Kevin Lyttle is playing, women are in business casual and I just saw a curly hair straightened side swoop bangs lewk.

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

Last week the Espresso machine was out, this week the grinder is out. I swear Whole Foods Espresso Bar is really just McDonalds McFlurry drama all over again.

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

My 91 year old grandpa has been telling us he has to make it to vote for Kamala Harris 🥲 They made it!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy Carter has achieved his goal of living long enough to vote for Kamala Harris.

God Bless you, President Carter.

💙

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

This is why Beyoncé doesn’t mingle with the public.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

hope this diva who had beyoncé gagged is doing okay today, LMAOOO😭 https://t.co/nY86CQhfxD

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

Kids are kinda cool and all… but my house is CLEAN, my husband is at work, I have a whole box of cookies I don’t have to share, the second half of Emily In Paris, and a massage scheduled for later… I’m pretty sure this is Bliss.

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

Aiight.. putting the couch f*¢!ing aside.. I see why the big Cheeto chose his guy. He’s pretty good at cleaning up his mess.

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

So I thought #AgathaAllAlong was just a Halloween witches Disney show with Aubrey Plaza. It’s not… So after watching the 2 episodes confused AF I am now I’m watching this WandaVision show trying to figure out how this is related to Iron Man.

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

Cuddling a baby in their Jammies fresh from a bath >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[۟ @headnavy]

Only on twitter will you see Asap Rocky getting clowned for being an active father. He’s always displaying his love for his sons and for some reason that upsets y’all.

[Fiona Burbank @FiONABURBANK]

Who else had to Google exactly what a “freak-off” was?

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Without saying the word, we all heard it. What Kamala Harris did during the debate was genius. I have never seen the loathsome piece of shit so thoroughly emasculated. 🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Listen...the drip is the drip, no matter the temp.