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Crypto enthusiasts. Student of TA. Learning not to FOMO, pretty damn hard when charts ripp!

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

BTC hit $82,281 this morning. By lunch: $78,650. One jobs number did it — 162K vs. 55K est. Same level Cowen called three weeks ago. Edition 010 is up. 🦊
https://t.co/4QfFBTNEDz

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

Hi, I deposited 60 USDC into 3-vault strategy tonight. Only $40 made it into vaults, one failed (Perena). Left with $10 instead of $40. Saw -$50 go through Squads routing contract. Missing $30 USDC. Wallet: D5VT4ckkj9gC61EjKt4gVcSNw8qd2yMqwEtMhVrWfcrS. Can you help?
@backyard_fi

[Ran Neuner @cryptomanran]

IYKYK

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

Everyone's calling the bottom in. One number says otherwise: open interest never rebuilt during this week's squeeze.

$2.5B in shorts liquidated. BTC low-$60Ks to mid-$70Ks. Real move — but not proof of what people think it's proof of.

Edition 008 ↓
https://t.co/4QfFBTNEDz

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

Everyone's asking if the bottom is in. Wrong question this week. The real one: what happens when oil, the yen, and Bitcoin all move at once? Edition 007 https://t.co/4QfFBTNEDz

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

There's a second thread in this one too: Ben Cowen's latest note lines up almost exactly with what we've been tracking for the back half of this year — without either of us planning it that way. 🧵

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

Oil just moved 14% in a week. Bitcoin didn't move at all. That gap is the story. 🦊 New Cycle Report — link below.
https://t.co/4QfFBTNEDz

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

fund me banana daddy 🍌 I promise nothing @BananaZoneApp

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

@solsticefi Day 3!!! I'm in... Hope I hit it big this time!

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

@solsticefi On Solana's speed, where yields ignite,
Solstice rises—pure decentralized light.
USX settles, SLX empowers the fight,
YieldVault turns every block into might.

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

Bitcoin is at a 21-month low. Most people have no framework for what they're watching.
https://t.co/eGDtcaEQum

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

Two things just changed in this market most people haven't priced yet.
The entity that was Bitcoin's largest buyer structurally flipped.
The June low is confirmed — and that's exactly when the trap gets set.
Edition004 of The Cycle Report breaks both down.
https://t.co/tHrir9XRHB

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

I just won 70.0 SKR on a Max Streak Stake on @chainshorts!

Staked 25 SKR → earned +45.0 SKR profit in 7 days.

Read crypto news. Earn daily.
https://t.co/IRn8got7Bz

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

@chainshorts
Hey team, story timer has stopped working properly since yesterday morning/evening before. The 5-sec read time isn't registering toward my daily 15stories, even tho I keep the stories open. I've tried: restarting the phone (Seeker), force closing app nothing.

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

I'm on a 7-day Chainshorts reading streak.
Short crypto news every day.
https://t.co/EoMYa9JX5a

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

@mango_ @cherrydotfun Fizorro.skr

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

@NOMADZxyz @cherrydotfun @perena fizorro.skr

[fabiano.sol @FabianoSolana]

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[Eleanor Terrett @EleanorTerrett]

🚨JUST IN: The @SECGov and @CFTC have issued joint, Commission-level interpretive guidance outlining how federal securities laws apply to certain crypto assets and transactions.

This follows a submission to OIRA earlier this month signaling the agencies’ intent, and was approved by all three SEC commissioners (Atkins, Peirce, Uyeda) as well as @ChairmanSelig.

The guidance establishes a token taxonomy and addresses how activities like staking, mining, airdrops, and wrapping are treated under existing law.

Notably, SEC Chair @SECPaulSAtkins says it reflects that most crypto assets are not themselves securities and that investment contracts can come to an end.

While interpretive guidance doesn’t change the law, it reflects how regulators intend to apply it, giving the market a clearer directional signal.

Separately, this is distinct from the SEC’s still-pending rulemaking on crypto asset offerings.

[ALX 🐐 @FiZorro]

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