Stupid Science Bitch

she/her/they/them. BS in biology. MS in health science. MLS (ASCP). #blm #protecttranskids

[Stupid Science Bitch @FictionKitty]

I am one more bad day away from writing a manifesto and setting myself on fire in the town square

[Luwanda @LuwandaJenkins]

What are subtle ways to see if a coworker likes you. I already tried “Let me know if you want sex” anything else?

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Andrew Tate’s nefarious stylist: let’s try the sheer blouse mama

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Luwanda @LuwandaJenkins]

My husband needs to realize I’m not Anti him. Just pro every other person and activity.

[Luwanda @LuwandaJenkins]

Thinking of dating women. Not just sleeping with but actually dating. Has anyone ever tried this?

[Stupid Science Bitch @FictionKitty]

@CardsOnFloyd Please kill yourself

[Luwanda @LuwandaJenkins]

Reading about the Mandela effect where people think he was a real person and not Morgan Freeman.

[viviana 🫀 @chipilonita]

crazy alcoholic guy across the street is flashing a strobe light at a police helicopter and yelling “get outta my airspace you fucking pigs” and i do in fact have to give it to him this time

[Luwanda @LuwandaJenkins]

My husband and me do this roleplay where we pretend we’re strangers and ignore each other. Current round been 8 months now.

[Luwanda @LuwandaJenkins]

Couple months ago my therapist said I had Seasonal depression. Now she says I’m just a bitch.

[Luwanda @LuwandaJenkins]

Sad news about my college friend Peter Cashman. He taught me so many things about tech and cyber security. To this day I use his name for all my passwords. Will be missed.

[Metal Gear Stelara @AthenePromachos]

When I was in middle school, a Mormon kid told me his firefighter dad was having to clean up after a fire at a gay orgy and was having to push broom all the blood and semen left behind when he got splashed in the eyes by an "enormous puddle of cum".

[XXXL CROWBAR LONGSLEEVE (4 sided print) @BOLT__CATCHER]

Hell yeah

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

And there you have it, folks!