fictionaal

Writing #vss here.
I live in haunted woods and cursed caves.
(I only follow vss people)
#vss365. he/him. © 🕊️

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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
What now? > _

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'What do you want?' cowered Arthur.
'I have never...' the alien queen laughed, 'had a human lover!'
'Monster!' he cried, and screamed as the queen wrapped a tentacle around him...
Arthur woke from the #dream rather confused, in a cupboard, embracing the vacuum cleaner.
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@ValinoraW Thanks Valinora! 🎷

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'Daddy! I think there's a monster in the attic.'
'There is darling.'
'There is?!'
'Yes, loud thing isn't it?'
'I'll say! #Noise all day! What IS it doing?'
'Learning the saxophone.'
'Well I hate it.'
'Everyone does darling, but don't tell it, or it'll eat your face off.'
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@gyancita Thanks Indie! 🧀

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A new form of #life evolved in Roy's fridge from an artisanal cheese he bought in '96. The cheeseling incorporated bacon, butter and broccoli into its body and leapt out one day. 'You look delicious!' said Roy. 'So do you!' said the cheeseling, showing its eggshell teeth.
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@helen_laycock Thanks Helen! 😊

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Some days after his #death, Steve returned from the grave, muddy and bedraggled, fingernails broken, 'Susan, darling, I'm not dead!' he sobbed and fell to the floor. 'That's what you said last time!' she yelled, and knocked him out with a spade.
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@ValinoraW Thanks Valinora! 🪦⚰️

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@RubyMohans Thanks Ruby, ain't that the truth.

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Full of grief, Simon found himself visiting Gillian's grave again—he threw himself to the ground and wailed, 'I'm so sorry darling!', and beat the earth with his fists.
On his way home, just before taking the second exit, Arthur briefly stared at the man on roundabout.
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@ValinoraW Thanks Valinora! 🦕‼️🪄✨🥣

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Roger demonstrated the magic #time traveling Tibetan singing bowl: 'So, slowly anticlockwise took us back 5 minutes—'
Lucy grabbed the bowl and span it rapidly; a dinosaur looked up at them.
'Where's the bowl gone?' she said.
'It hasn't been made yet.' said Roger.
'Ah.'
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Thud, thud, thud. Crying.
'Sweetheart, what's wrong?' said Daniel.
'Daddy, this ball won't #bounce!' sobbed the girl.
'Which ball is that—' he said, but it wasn't a ball, it was his wife's head.
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'This magic #luggage WILL resurrect your boy,' said the old man, 'but beware! What comes back is not... the same.'

Peter held his breath as he opened the suitcase *gasp* his beloved Toby! Alive again! True, the parrot now swore in ancient Sumerian, but Peter didn't care.
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@gyancita Thanks Indie!

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Sally scratched her ear and found sticky #gossamer threads, oh god no, she had a spider in her ear! She rummaged in her bag—she could tempt it out with a piece of cheese—
'Ms Jenkins! Would you care to share what you're doing with the rest of the class?' said the teacher.
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@gyancita Thanks Indie! 👹🤔

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Arthur read the Scroll of Demonic #Desire three times as Susan giggled and turned out the bedside lamp.
💥POOF!💥 a horny demon appeared between them.
'What?! No! This isn't what we wanted!' said Arthur, 'Begone—'
'Wait, Arthur,' said Susan, 'let's not be too hasty...'
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I struggled a lot last year with #canoodle! So I'm reposting this one 😁

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Behind the bike sheds.
'What's a #canoodle?'
'I think it's like a #yodel. Why?'
'Oh, apparently it's forbidden in school.'
'Yeah, the headmistress hates music!'
'Makes sense. Okay, now kiss me.'
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@nomad_writer I'm very happy to have found it, so thank you!

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Kevin banged his head and woke up with an #insatiable appetite. He ate cheese and chips, biscuits and bread, a frozen ham and six jars of pickles. Desperate, he ate soap until he remembered the lodger! That done he sat sadly and stared at his own, delicious-looking feet.
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@nomad_writer Oh my! I spent a while looking, what a gory, grisly rabbit hole that is! Is it this? https://t.co/YMY5JGmqIE 🖐️👉👈