Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud

Fantasy for rough and tumble lunaticks.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Puppy Love. #FolkHorror. More to come.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

*NEW* *WATCH* *PLEASE RETWEET + QUOTE TWEET*

#TrumpAndTheDeathOfTheAmericanFarmer
―By Don Winslow

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

@ashmanvv Much appreciated! I don’t have a book out right now, but if you’d like to add my scripted audio drama, that’d be grand!

https://t.co/6tdDY8BXWQ

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Puppy Love. #FolkHorror. More to come.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

@struutinsky Every god damned time.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Birds got a tough sky to fly. Especially indoors. Especially if they've got arms and legs. Ahh, fantasy living.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Deserts are loaded with monsters. So a Demon's gotta be wyrd about it.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

@ClaireLLLW81 Skeptical. Outwardly, as with everyone, flabbergasted by the inherent trust and respect. Internally? Another disappointment to coat the ulcer.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Power is power, no matter who's bedroom

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Obviously Corin doesn't wash HIS hands, but then Demons are rarely sick.

Let's amend that, Demons are ALWAYS sick, but it can't get much worse.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Werewolves prowl the puppy parks. Welcome to the Shroud.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Werewolves and puppies. What a pair for a desert day.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Every tarot card had a model for the art. And those models don't mess around, least of all Temperance.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Some jokes aren't about the details. Like a Lizard and a farting Demon.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Don't let the man sized grackle eat your meal. Or take your shot. Honestly, just take their shot. They're a bird.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Werewolves are every where. Even in dog parks.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

What a lonely, selfish little Demon. Inviting horror into his fantasy world.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

@RavenaBlakely 225K. Great project, would love to go back and perfect it, but hiring an editor wasn’t feasible.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

The Shroud is supposed to keep Human and Extra-Naturals separate.

It doesn't.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

Some jokes aren't complicated. Like a Lizard and a farting Demon.

[Ian Humphrey - Under The Shroud @FictionalIan]

All due respect to grampa Tolkien. The Shroud's Elves ain't his. Not even the pretty ones.