The Fiddle Scale

The only correct and reliable way to rank your celebrity hotties. Nominate your favorite hotties to be ranked by The Fiddle Scale.

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How we judge:

The scale ranges from -40 to +40

We judge upon these standards:
•Upon First Glance
•Hair
•Face
•Talent
•Creepy drug dealer vibe?
•Uniqueness
•Overall Beauty
•Perfection
•How close (look wise) to @antoni is the star?

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Alright.

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The fact that Jay-Z somehow charmed Beyonce is a mystery to me. He’s like maybe a +3 and she’s like a +42.

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Happy birthday to the most beautiful person ever.

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Today’s victim:
Jordan Fisher 🎻🎻

Upon first glance: +10
Hair: +4
Face: +3
Talent: +4
Creepy drug dealer vibe: NO : +3
Uniqueness: -2
Overall Beauty: +3
Perfection: +2
@antoni scale: no: -3

Score: 26
Grade: Element of Class 🎻
#TheFiddleScale #men #JordanFisher #cute #fiddle

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In a time of panic it is important to remember that you can still admire hot men.

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antoni is so cute

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He is beauty
He is grace
Today’s victim is
Timothée Chalamet 🎻

Upon First Glance: +10
Hair: +10
Face +6
Talent: +5
Creepy drug dealer vibe: kinda: +1
Uniqueness: +4
Perfection: +3
@antoni Scale: +2

Score: 41
Grade: FIDDLE BOY 🎻

#fiddle #fiddlescale #TimotheeChalamet #hot

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@400houses @antoni That’s probably why he got a 26...

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Okay Ladies... 🎻

Today’s Victim: Adam Driver
(Otherwise known as ‘New Keanu’)

Upon First Glance: +6
Hair: +8
Face: -2
Talent: +8
Creepy Drug Dealer Vibe? No: +3
Uniqueness: +5
Perfection: -3
How close (look wise) to @antoni is the star? +1

Score: 26
Grade: Element of Class 🎻

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We were not expecting him to score that high. But hey.

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According to the Instagram face-filter, Antoni is my Netflix Valentine.

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Hey @noahcent will you please go to prom with @400houses? It would make his life.

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I would adopt George if it meant I could meet Antoni.

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We’re so sorry Fennel

[B A N D N A M E S by F E N N E L @bandboyfennel]

My wife said; “I am like a fiddle, hot men always play me.”
Then I said: “Babe, what did I do?”
Then she said; “Not you Fennel, hot men.”
We are getting a divorce.

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MINI GAME
🎻
Best Hair Goes To:
@tanfrance @noahcent @ShawnMendes #fiddle #TheFiddleScale #men #hair #hotties #perfect40 #besthair #beautiful #tanfrance #noahcentineo #ShawnMendes

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Merry Christmas from @antoni

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Happy Judgment Day!
🎻
In honor of the 2nd worst rom-com ever made, our next victim: @jacobelordi
Upon First Glance: -11
Hair: +2
Face: -4
Talent: +1
CDDV? Yep: -3
Uniqueness: +2
Beauty: -2
Perfection: -2
@antoni scale: +2

Final Score: -15
Grade: Gru
#TheFiddleScale #🎻

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Jacob Eldori Evaluation coming later today... 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻

#TheFiddleScale #fiddle #thekissingbooth #TheKissingBooth2 #netflix #jacobeldori #Romcoms #JoeyKing #NoahFlynn

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Star of the Week:
Billy of GLOW
🎻
At First Glance: +7
Hair: -3
Face: +5
Talent: +2
Creepy Drug Dealer Vibe? Yeah: -3
Uniqueness: +2
Overall Beauty: -1
Perfection: +2
@antoni scale: +3

Total: 14
Grade: Valid
#TheFiddleScale #fiddle #GLOW #staroftheweek #billy #netflix

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Happy Judgement Day 🎻

The Victim:
@Harry_Styles
Upon First Glance: +10
Hair: +7
Face: +4
Talent: +3
Creepy Drug Dealer Vibe: No: +3
Uniqueness: -3
Overall Beauty: +2
Perfection: -2
@antoni scale: +4

Total: 30
Grade: Supreme Elegance 🎻
#TheFiddleScale #fiddle #HarryStyles