jpeter

usually satire - ENFP - psych major

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michael cera palin

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girls be like “chill man it’s not that deep,”

uhmmmm,
it’s the entire Icejjfish discography i think it is that deep

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no matter what happens in my life, i WILL NOT ever weezer

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did not like this

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i’m sitting in a best buy parking lot and watching this guy sell a rolly chair, the buyer then decides in a violent motion to test the chair by spinning around really quickly

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abortion should not be frowned upon, it should be encourages ! the human population is a plague that needs to be eradicated !

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bought a new chastity belt call it dick chainy

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im back and worse than ever

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I am your worst nightmare

[Losing it @prophethusband]

(Approaching friend who got too high at party) Hey I just want you to know youre being really weird and everyone is noticing. Yeah youre being a real freak and everyone hates you for it. Anyway im heading home bye

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every time I see a new registration tag on a vehicle i rearend them because I was put on this earth to cause hell

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@greenopti1 @MungenCakes @gazpachomachine God works in mysterious ways 🙏🙏😩

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@firtoes This was unnecessarily aggressive

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@dlitttled Agreed, the only song on donda I ever listened to more than once was hurricane, and it was just for the weeknd’s intro…

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ayo bruh what the fuck

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@FotherKyleHam So true @ ThunderGod on Parler, Gab, and CloutHub

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fact 1: joe biden hates minorities
fact 2: joe biden eats children
fact 3: joe biden attends anti gay rallies
fact 4: joe biden probably pirates movies to "save money"
fact 5: i could take joe biden in a fight (don't make me prove it)
fact 6: joe biden stands for joe "mama" biden

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@ii3laine Real recognizes real 🤝🤝

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Happy pride

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@melodyxvii @besf0rt YOOO AKAME RESPECT