Wow, @LGBAirport what year is this, 1952? 😔 These archaic two-gender bathroom relics are so unfair for all the biological men in dresses. And only two options - where do the rest of the genders go? Nonsense. Time for some serious self reflection. Shame on you!
Amazing - @SouthwestAir seems to have instantly captured 100% of JetBlue fliers. Bravo! Better load wayyy more pistachios and seat belt extenders. @ChadSchmidt4
It has been brought to my attention bloomin is an #account owned by china or South Africa and out of a redundance of caution im changing it to #chays-FROYS-plays. @Outback#urwelcome@ChadSchmidt4
I’m obviously pretty wealthy so it’s #nbd but if my kids worked as hard at finding a job as they do using my @netflix account they’d be rich enough to have their own. #yolo#Merry Christmas @ChadSchmidt4
Can’t believe they took @JoeBiden out. Seeing these backroom deals first hand during the @FieldstoneFarms#pool scandal - I can attest they can be flat viscous.@ChadSchmidt4
Been on a hiatus - focusing on writing blogs and mastering affiliate marketing - but I’m back to describing the lives of the rich and famous of @FieldstoneFarms #37069 @ChadSchmidt4