Shane Barnes

Anything free is worth saving up for.

[Shane Barnes @FierceBaner]

@maddow if you're show were to be canceled and you were to die in a horrible car crash on the same day. The amount of actual, provable, measurable, out right lies being propagated in the world would decrease by a substantial degree. You're entire career is a joke. Kill your self.

[Shane Barnes @FierceBaner]

@RLFYoutube I bury them in the woods and convince a small child to watch over them by pretending he's going camping. Then after times up I find the kid and know where my keys are.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Jim Kelly has announced that his cancer has returned.

We're all with you, JK. #PrayersforJK #KellyTough

[elle 🌸 @nevermindsonia]

“I’m a lesbian,” I say into the mic.

The crowd looks at each other in confusion. No one seems to be able to process this information. I’m nervous.

A single voice is heard and the crowd turns to face the young man.

“I thought you were American.”

[Shane Barnes @FierceBaner]

Suck a dick Tom Brady! #BillsMafia

[Shane Barnes @FierceBaner]

Never realized how trippy Santa Claus is comin' to Town is. Watch that shit an tell me you dont see your soul.

[Shane Barnes @FierceBaner]

8am finals is like kicking a homeless person. Life's already bad enough but you just had to make it worse

[Shane Barnes @FierceBaner]

@h3h3productions @theh3podcast @joerogan

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I have been irresponsible with my spending

[Stephen Douglas @Stephen_Douglas]

Congratulations to LiAngelo Ball's former roommate on the single room next semester. Bunk the beds. Build a super desk. Live it up, buddy.

[Shah @Shahmelesss]

@trvpism @__Nafisa__ There you go. Men are providing jobs in this economy.

[Good Morning America @GMA]

Today, November 30th, is Mr. Krabs' birthday. Happy 75th birthday, Eugene.

[Julian Assange @JulianAssange]

Bob Dylan in 1964 calling Time Magazine and Newsweek fake news. The dynamics remain the same. Large institutions cannot tell the truth about the establishments they are socially, logistically and financially integrated with.

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

from posty. love ya.

[black lives matter @kelser1820]

yo thanksgiving is SO cute, like we all abandon our college towns and put our mental breakdowns on hold and go home for a week to play with our dogs and stuff our faces and lie to our relatives about our grades and mental stability

[Alex Ernst @AlexErnst]

i am going insane

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

Trump was willing to accuse Ted Cruz's dad of killing JFK based off a National Enquirer article, but claims Roy Moore is innocent after 9 women came forward because he 'totally denies it.'

[Bret Weinstein @BretWeinstein]

Rethink this.

Being indifferent to harm done to men who have behaved honorably is both wrong and counterproductive.

A society that properly protects women must be troubled by both 1) damage to innocent men, and 2) the success of women who weaponize victimhood for personal gain. https://t.co/6C41kiFRvd