@AvengingShrew Them fairies. Telling you, it's a thing. Carting them off to the Island of Lost Socks ruled by Peter Panty and the Sniffing Boys.
It's tough being this hot.
@AvengingShrew -of the jacket. As the door opens, I pause to see if you're following while shrugging into the jacket, mind flitting to this Mikey you speak off... just for a moment there a little confused before it dawns on me]
Oh, GIRL! Now THAT right there sounds like a plan!
@AvengingShrew You are excused. I'm not a "bottom shelf" kind of girl. [Already heading for the door, I grab my leather jacket from where it lay previously draped over the backrest of an armchair]
But you do you. [One hand pulling at the doorknob as the other is working its way into the arm --