Dylan Arvela

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/wmum7ahxZj I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/mTIf70ikQr

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/bnggaQdbAz Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/mhxbY2VuTo How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/BCsmcRtfUM

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/cqrR7iYAsC

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/WO0qffnPr4 Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/yQbXftKVg3

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/Tof73QSRGY It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/fJxlsm765L It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/0nO4rtArwI Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/T9MlXHntML Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/JX5kaXzO I promise to love you for better until things get worse.

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/8HGotASb I hope that your text abbreviations become so short that you can soon send me nothing.

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/gvEJzrat It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin.

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

I just waited on hold 47 minutes for a tech that sounds like he learned English from a Furby. http://t.co/48Nh5y9g

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

“Socks… they’re like… soft little canoes for your feet.” - Don Draper, having a stroke http://t.co/lc2RU47q

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/BIpdL0XU I used to think I had an ass that prison inmates would die for, now, I don't know.

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/isLq9z5U So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie

[Dylan Arvela @FifaPro]

http://t.co/mYyyj5PY I got my mind on my monkey and my monkey on my back.