FifeTrainService

Public service account for the FifeTrainService. Most of this is nonsense and made up and in no way should be used to plan a journey. Or is it?

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@Beno_ldn Picking a new imaginary friend…but picking one who’s a spoilt only child..

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@dave24144975 Wouldn’t fancy her chances making it off the train alive with that pish on the Fife Circle…

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@BlairMcNally1 Sadly our league is sold on bigotry and the press, tv and those two clubs do everything to cultivate it. They want to play each other as often as possible and to hell with everyone else.

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@BlairMcNally1 Remember the reason Celtic and the rangers are 💩in Europe is the lack of challenge in the domestic league. Also the same fans who lose it when they get beat in the domestic league.

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I think that most golf fans are #brexit supporters. Wonder if they are supporting Europe in the #RyderCup

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@SeafarerMichael @StadiumFM @RangersFC Does that work for all the seats that rangers fans have wrecked around other stadiums?

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@RishiSunak Cool - I was just planning on coming over with money I made illegally, buying up property and making donations to the @Conservatives - that still ok? @BorisJohnson said over WhatsApp it was fine and I’d get a knighthood. What a great country!

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@CHIMPSINSOCKS Explains why they don’t want to export cucumbers…

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@scotrail @RMTunion so do I need to get out my bed tomorrow and actually go in? The holidays are nearly as good as being a teacher

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Anyone got any idea if I need to go into work tomorrow?

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@ecm_242 Apparently you need more of a challenge in the league to do well in Europe. Suck it up buttercup

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So - give #Scotland our #Independence or we are keeping #QueenElizabeth - simples!

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@BigRab__ @mickybhoy666 @LloydAMelville Stuck in a bit longer and left with an honours degree whilst working nearly 30 hours a week to help support my parents so I’m familiar with working hard and tough times

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@BigRab__ @LloydAMelville Glad you are brave enough to share your hang ups on social media