Fifi Fiona

Tha hoomanz wanted to tag me in Facebook pics. They made Facebooks. Tweetz are bird sounds, right? That makes Twitter better!

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

I have @BearWhys and @ShelJT1 fooled..food... they call this a walk

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Just a roll in the grass

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Boy is pillow.
Boy is napping.
Belly is ready when Boy wakes.

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

Tha boy is soft and furry. But too big to be puppy.

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I sez "If ya can't take up whole lap, you can't be lap dog"

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Little sisters are a pain

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This is Luna. This is NOT Luna's carrier. This is her nemesis sister's carrier. Greybo had a vet visit today...

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

The pandemic sucks. No walks. But today! I am hot dog! I am tired pupper! I am happy, happy dawg!

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

If you sitz like a Peepul
You ARE a Peepul

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

Cat sez no foods for me. I STARVE!

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Sad dog. "Spring allergies" make my tail and face itchy. Daddy doesn't care. He did this. I can't bite the itchies off my tail anymore. I am sad dog.

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

I decided I hate don't like plain kibble. I walked away for a few meals. Mama decided to make gravy. Now all is good.

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A black dog, with a white strip between eyes, white and freckled band around nose, and white throat and chest, lab and boxer mix, wearing a purple harness. She is "sitting pretty", staring up, hoping the noms are for her.

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

Daddy, Is that (dry dog kibble, wet dog food, hamburger grease from dinner hamburgers)... is it? is that? for me?

(picture by mama)

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Daddy putz on snuggle blanket so I snuggle and snooze. Daddy made hurt noise, so I moved off so I wouldn't hurt him, and snuggled next to leg. If I could just get that evil thing off his lap....

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

Mornin' lap time!

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

Daddy sed "I think I'll try to stream something now"

I sed no

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

Had head on Daddy's knee.
Daddy watchin https://t.co/KTAxJnTZGW on laptop next to head.
Laptop made evil cat noise.
NOT on Daddy's knee anymore
Sad face ov betrayal.

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

FOUL! BETRAY! Water iz bad! Why Daddy, Why? Daddy sez he cleaned tha mit 15 times. Boy thinks only 10. Doan tell Mama wet dog on couch!

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

Daddy, Thing iz monsta! I know it! No care if monsta name is Vacoom. Iz SCAREY! I stay up here!

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

ah, Good dog, happy dog!

[Fifi Fiona @FifiFionaG]

It's my Adoptaversery! Mama made me dog cake! a WHOLE can of dog food, with kibble and catfood around it, and then Daddy fried an egg in bacon grease *REAL BACON* and sprinkled it everywhere. Then Mama put on a shredded cheese frosting! Oh, happy day! Oh, Happy dog!

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Can't let the plate get away!