Figure Skater Probs

The typical problems of your average figure skater.

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Hey y'all, anyone with an #MKPhantom blade out there? If so, would you mind PMing me so I can pick your brain on how you like it? Being my own coach, I've got a whole new set of #FigureSkaterProbs that includes deciding for myself on new boots/blades that are 5 years overdue 🙃

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@skatingsuccess Particularly if they're in heels.

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How to tell if that person hanging around the competition is a skater or a sibling:

The calves

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When you forget to choreograph a program for competition, so you pull something out of your ass... And get 1st place #FigureSkaterProbs #Oh

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When you tell someone you can do a flip jump, and they get really excited... And you don't clarify 💃 #FigureSkaterProbs

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@shelbybirdxoxo Thank you!!

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Just got done competing in the National Showcase in Cali! I know this is a skating account but I'm thrilled w/how I did and had to share 😍

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@JillyBean_213 I wish I could spin like that. Mine is much more awkward and deformed.

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This happened at my club one summer, every session this one hockey kid joined. I went to do a bielman and he ran into me. #FigureSkaterProbs https://t.co/CRpzpMdCLP

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Not understanding the struggle of nylons, because you wear skating tights for literally every fancy thing ever. #FigureSkaterProbs

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When you have practice at 5 AM but you're a night owl, so you just stay up all night instead of going to bed. #FigureSkaterProbs

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Shout out to @JillyBean_213 for sharing this with me! This is amazing!#FigureSkaterProbs https://t.co/YO506MIA78

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Someone says "let's go swimming" in 60° weather and you don't realize they're joking because you are definitely not cold. #FigureSkaterProbs

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When watching @AshWagner2010 's program brings you to tears. #FigureSkaterProbs

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When your best friend insists that you are an ice fairy. #FigureSkaterProbs

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When your school doesn't recognize figure skating, so you never get a letter or any recognition for working your ass off. #FigureSkaterProbs

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When your walking in heels skills are on point because you have amazing balance. #FigureSkaterProbs

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When everyone asks how you knew how to do full face makeup by age 6. #FigureSkaterProbs

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When this is perfect. #FigureSkaterProbs https://t.co/W38eK2yBGS

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When you have to use public rental skates, and you finally realize why everyone at the public rink sucks. #FigureSkaterProbs