Sir Figgles

(Fictional) Tattooed mad man who lariats things, co-owner of Chaos Theory brewery, bassist of Quivering Cunt Blast

[Sir Figgles @Figeffect]

19 years. Those are just the ones that were in front of cameras. Handed a defeat by my daughter on Pay per view, in the UK, where my career took off. That's a book end.
Unless my wife needs a tag partner. I have nothing else to do in this sport.

[Sir Figgles @Figeffect]

Carne asada deep fried ravioli

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I can't smoke a blunt without the damn cia breaking in and stealing my motherfucking oranges!

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@ItsSpiderJones Me too...but I do see the PTA roll their eyes when I come in.

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@Cases4Baskets That weirdo had a crush on me or something

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Succotash is corn and lima beans. So "suffering Succotash " is just redundant.

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Titty conoe

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You suck....soda through a straw

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Some times I think of going back to the ring. Then my knees make Rice Krispy noises

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@ManicMarvlOllie are you gonna be dlc?

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I'm old

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Dungeons and D-cups

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@WhammehBar When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw. Plowin' through the ragged skies and up the cloudy draw

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@AislinFinn @MollyReid_ Go to your room!

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Glad to see my sister and my daughter finally sharing quality bonding time at least.

[Limitless Wrestling @Limitless_LW]

The BWF World Champion, @AislinFinn, is in action on #Shockwave as she faces her own blood, a very different @DestinyFlaming, now calling herself Deschord. What can Finn expect from this encounter? We're not sure even she knows! https://t.co/06pKO9jv7O

[Sir Figgles @Figeffect]

Looking back at my career, i did way too many matches on acid. And why was i pissed off about oranges?

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Des cried while trying to play the evil route on fable. The hell yall do?

[Limitless Wrestling @Limitless_LW]

LW Owner Samara Starling opens the 50th episode of #Adrenaline by informing us that a backstage altercation has led to a change of plans in the evening's main event... https://t.co/WIZrvO9tYa

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@ManicMarvlOllie The Kawaii Gaijin of gore?

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@WhammehBar Are you sure? Do you know where my timeline's been?

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@WhammehBar Great, now it needs tested.