Matthew Bogdan

ultimate life form

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

"I have never seen such a beautiful liver"

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

"It's better to be rich and healthy than sick and poor"-Romanian proverb

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

Why do Greeks say they invented everything

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

How do 2 separate people fall asleep on me during this subway ride

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

"Hello you who sends us big files every day"

Welp its ma job!

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

When your dumbass gets on the wrong direction train on the metronorth

[Anas Younes, M.D. @DrAnasYounes]

Had a wonderful evening with friends and colleagues at the ⁦@lymphoma⁩ Research Foundation annual gala. Thanks to the LRF for honoring me tonight, and for their amazing work supporting lymphoma research

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

WHY DO YOU CALL IT A 5 TRAIN IF ITS GOING TO THE END OF THE 4 LINE

WHY MTA WHY

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

Pissed off at the MTA within 5 minutes of leaving the airport,

is this a new record?

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

"No you dont understand,

dutch people have long legs and sometimes theres legs when you're not expecting legs"-server

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

That work AC just hit different

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

"What do you do if the president asks you to write a protocol to cure Ebola by tommorow"

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

The one day I dont bring a sweater my job is an icebox...

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

"MTA backwards, that's ATM you already know they hiking the fare"

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

"Excuse me, I'm in the way the way, always"

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

Long corridors + 1 single stall bathroom = I stare people in the eye as I walk into the bathroom they were walking to.

Sorry but not sorry :/

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

Little China and Italian town

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

"These people pitch you a Cadillac and deliver a Yugo"

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

I dont think I've ever had so much fun at the dentist lmao

[Matthew Bogdan @FigglesBiggles]

Have you ever been roasted so hard you just stop and contemplate life for a bit?