Lee Hazell

Short KING?!? I’ll have you know, I was elected! Enforcer of my unwanted opinions upon an unsuspecting world. Profile banner by Super Comics Adventure Squad.

[Lee Hazell @FightLikeACow]

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@AndyNemmity Take all of AEW’s rosters and reduce by 25%.

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@AndyNemmity You cooking something up here Andy?

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@erickstevens82 It’s spelt S-E-C-O-N-D-S mate 😜

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The best part about this? Mox doesn’t even know this is happening because he’s better like choices than Mark LoMonaco.

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

Bully Ray believes he could "beat the living sh*t" out of Jon Moxley.

"The Death Riders have not helped AEW in any way, shape, or form. The Death Riders are Jon Moxley playing out his pro wrestling fantasies because he's got Tony [Khan's] ear. Because he wants to be Terry Funk? I would kick the s**t out of Jon Moxley...

"I'd beat the living s**t out of him. Fraud."

(Source: Busted Open Radio)

[Lee Hazell @FightLikeACow]

@WrestlingMark16 Feels like if AEW was a thing a few years earlier, we’d have much different opinions about Ali.

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@forestm555 High five on the burn. However, I do feel next year at this time the show will be called The Owen for the finals and booked around that.

[zero lazarus @Zeronelite]

"Vote Blue No Matter Who" until it's James Talarico, Zohran Mamdani, Cori Bush, Graham Platner, Janeese Lewis George, or Abdul El-Sayed...

And what exactly do these candidates all have in common?

They don't take AIPAC money.

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@prowrestlingk_ @NellySD2022 Oof, not a great one to go viral with 😅(I feel the same as you tho)

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@TheDiamond209 @Hey_Its_Tempest Other American promotions would jump at the chance to do what WWE wouldn’t. Don’t get me wrong, he’d be saying goodbye to a ton of financial investment he’s been making with WWE but that’s his concern. Mine is purely about what I want to see in TV.

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@lincoln927 A question as old as my cousin’s children at this point.

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@RighteousReg A lot of people responding to this without doing the research.

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@TheDiamond209 @Hey_Its_Tempest Call me when he wins it, because he’s been in that conversation for a decade.

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@WrestlingHumble A damning indictment of Cody’s booking.

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@WrestlingMark16 Visibility limited for truth telling

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@davemeltzerWON TNA was the number one wrestling promotion in the UK for months, if not years, because of their presence on free tv.

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@kylefletcherpro Isn’t that what Protostar is for? Am I crazy?

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Why are there so many tech channels on YouTube with thumbnails that feature a logo of an anal sphincter? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S THE LOGO OF A BILLION DOLLAR AI COMPANY?!???!??! #CLAUDE

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@TrevorDame Interested to see if he really was being held down, or if he really is as bad as they say.

[Lucy @LucyisjustLucy]

I'll wave to you all when I accept my Oscar for 'best supporting actor in a parody wrestling promo' if my hand recovers from being slammed in that laptop 😁