CM Punk

I've loved, I've laughed & cried. I faced it all & I stood tall & did it my way. UFC Fighter (@CMPunk is the real deal) Taken by @SaneIsNotNormal #ParodyAccount

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#UFC225 sounds good to me.
That sound okay with Chicago
Chicago: CM PUNK CM PUNK.
I think they say yes

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🤔
#AllIn

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2 days ago I helped celebrate the anniversary of her book @SaneIsNotNormal Congrats Apey now. We couldn’t get Larry to hold still for his birthday hat

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https://t.co/vpiDxdpLX2 Oh Dave

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Happy birthday my love @SaneIsNotNormal I don’t give birthday punches. I’m afraid I’m not allowed to hit women nor you won’t let me spank you apparently so I’ll pinch you and hope you grow an inch shortie. Happy birthday you’ll be as old as me someday. Have fun knowing that

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@SaneIsNotNormal You gotta be a strict mommy otherwise he’ll try and get you high next. The dogs he hangs with concern me

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@SaneIsNotNormal Our son could’ve made you go to nap for who knows how long and you wanna give him a slap on the paw?

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@SaneIsNotNormal Our son is in big trouble than. No dog bones for him.

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Holy Fuck

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@SaneIsNotNormal Would’ve woken you but Larry wouldn’t let me touch you.

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Go get em boys #AllIn

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JR: HE'S BROKEN IN HALF https://t.co/WCKKO6hFi2

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Hey Phil you're fired on your wedding day. Good luck with the marriage.

Hey Richard (Rich Swan) you've been let go. On your birthday. Happy birthday from the WWE Family

How Classy.

Bravo guys

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#HappyValentinesDay to lovely Minnie Mouse @SaneIsNotNormal to answer your question yes I did get her heart shaped doughnuts. She didn't share any. She gave Larry a crumb and me nothing. She did something for me though today. That was nice 💕

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Not confirmed as of yet but. A sneak preview of what could be

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This is the best way to play with yourself. #UFC3 @SaneIsNotNormal could probably hear me grunting from the living room. I'm rough on myself. 💪🏻👊🏻👊🏻

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@TwistTheBliss Oh hi Seth

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This... 😈😎💪🏻👊🏻👊🏻

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Hate when my phone dies because it's getting a cold. Old phones would probably never do that shit. That's where this generation can suck. Damn Apple that's dumb.