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@skynews "breaking news" today is the hottest day in May in the UK. Currently 11° here, at 3.15pm, and tonight will be considering if I can afford to put some heat on. London-centric reporting?

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@KittyDotty @CounsellingSam Whereabouts are you?

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I will be arriving in Edinburgh in the late afternoon. If I arrive in time (🙏🤞), can I buy a single ticket at the box office? Obviously, availability dependent.
@edinplayhouse

[MSM Monitor @msm_monitor]

In 2007 Douglas Alexander said the only way to achieve Scottish independence was for the SNP to win a majority in a Holyrood election and then a majority in an Indyref.

This could come back to haunt the new Scottish Secretary. He won't want this retweeted.

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Following the abolition of peak fares, can you explain why my journey price varies by 84% according to the time of day? @ScotRail

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@MerseyPensioner @wesstreeting @UKLabour We've been on Amber alert and -5° for the last few days. And nights.

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@PeterStefanovi2 Many local areas (at least, in the north of Scotland) have sharing sheds. Unlike Food Banks, you don't need a referral. They are open to anyone and funded by donation, and supermarkets provide overstock/ close to expiration products. Users are not included in official figures.

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@KirstieMAllsopp "Calm down. It's *just* a joke."

How many of us have been told this if we dare to voice an objection?

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@SkyNews

Listening to Connor Gillies reporting on the Skye tragedy. His over dramatisation sickens me. The events were horrific. They do not need a creative writing upgrade.
Please. Report facts.

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Why do I have 2/3 new follows every day and every one of them is semi-naked?

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@SophieLGranttt Mmmmm I could go that right now 😋

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@Melissassmile

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@johncornelius01 Was just listening to Spare on audio book. Harry told us this.

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@ncbrit8 @ProfKarolSikora My neighbours both smoked heavily when he was diagnosed with lung cancer in his 60s & given only months to live. They both continued to smoke until he died. At the wake, she put out her cigarette and said she was now a non-smoker. She lived to her 90s, never touching another.

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@RoyalFamily A long-term affair must be mentally torturous for the wife/husband.

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@JoDivaRunner

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@JoDivaRunner Breathtakingly beautiful 😍

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Reform UK MP Lee Anderson has been ordered to apologise by parliament’s watchdog for bullying & harassment after it found he told a security guard to “f**** off, everyone opens the door to me”