Claudio Figuccio

New Dad. Loving Husband. Gear Head. Former Radio Guy.

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@Cloud10LV @_NadyaMarie_ Bro, it's the pinnacle of McDonald's burgers. It's got it all!

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I love the week that follows @_NadyaMarie_ finishing @OttawaRaceWknd because she can integrate it into every aspect of her life! "Can you believe how long I had to wait for my tea? Don't they know I just finished a half marathon? I don't have time for this!"

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@datchickneeks @_NadyaMarie_

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Me: Enters my house

My Ring Doorbell: There's a big gut your front door. Wanna see a picture?

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Why do I hate washing dishes but looooove rinsing them? I would rather spend 10 times as long rinsing every spec of food off a plate with burning hot water, than give it one swipe with a sponge and be done with it. #ThoughtsFromTheSink

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@CookLVCook 100% wrong. But there's a 3 day time limit go for a long weekend, then GTFO.

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@CookLVCook I'd charge $400-500. It's a long day.

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The wild thing about #NightShift is at 8:00 p.m. I could lay down and sleep for 8 hours but instead I go to work for 10

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What the hell is going on with Caesars these days? I ordered a drink, why are there 2 appetizers and an entree stuck to the top of it?

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If they're at the front I will grab 2 or 3 everytime I open the fridge until they're gone, if they get pushed to the back, they're done for.

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When we buy grapes, whether or not they get eaten solely depends on their position in the fridge.

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Blowing bubbles with N in the backyard when he says the best thing of the day: Look at how medium this one is! It's the mediumest thing I've ever seen!! #HesAlmostFour

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I'm cleaning the bathroom and absolutely MURDERING this roll of paper towels like I didn't just pay an hour's wage for the pack 2 days ago.

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@_NadyaMarie_ 37, 16 but I think I was 10 or 11 when I first drove a car, 14

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@FreddieRivas @_NadyaMarie_ Thanks, Fred. This CAN'T LOSE!

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@MrMarcoMo @davebrandow @_NadyaMarie_ Thank you for your blind, and frankly, ill-advised support!

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@_NadyaMarie_ @davebrandow I'm just listening to the masses!

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@davebrandow @_NadyaMarie_ Tell me you wouldn't buy this.

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10/10 for effort and execution! Well done!

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Me at the Italian bakery because I can't pronounce #Zeppole
"Hello, my MIL has advised that there is a pastry commemorating a Catholic holiday today and I'm here to get 4, thank you"