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PhD in Conspiracy Theory Administration, Graduate of TNIIOTT (Texas National International Institute of Technological Technology). Go Raging Cocks!

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When you hear "by the skin of your teeth" what comes to mind? Well I found out the hard way. I recently finished a marathon and during the final stretch, my lips swelled so much, my canines actually pierced through them. I barley finished, and it was due to the skin on my teeth.

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A birthday may sound to one as just the day of ones birth, but I have an alternate theory. Most of the time, birthdays are celebrated, your happy, not thinking of what is around you.
But what is always around?
The Government! We believe that for "our day" we are safe. I say NO!

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“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” Are we overlooking this phrase? Checking back this seems awfully twisted. You’re either wasting money on apples or wasting money on doctors. No winning. Regardless the government is getting more money through taxes. Which will you choose?

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They say a thinking man’s game is chess. Who’s to say someone is a thinking man simply because they play chess. Assumptions have always and will always be the bane of humans. What did Eve assume? No consequences for eating the apple. Now women get periods and pregnancy. Assume..

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How many people live on earth? Is it a number we know? A number someone knows? Do we want to know? I have questions, and I don’t have answers. Why? Because there have been people set to keep us in doubt, keep us dumb, and keep us flipping burgers.

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For all my loyal followers, it seems like i must yet again go on a little hiatus for it has come to my attention that the world may be coming to an end much sooner than i had expected.. Remember folks, watch don't look, see don't watch, observe don't see, inspect don't observe...

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Going a little off topic here, how is it possible that beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is in the chances of plausibility that humans can without coercion do the right thing? Is a baby evil? Is a baby selfish? Is a baby shellfish? Pun for the aristocrats:) More soon.

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Now, it has come to my attention that there are still those who believe that the calendar we follow is leading us down the right direction. Why do we follow? Because we are sheep? Or is it because its all we've ever known? Many thinkers have thought, but do thinkers feel?

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When we feel sadness or happiness, is it our mind saying we feel this way, or is it our soul telling our body to feel this way. Time has existed for as long as the earth has existed and some may theorize that its been longer but no reasonable evidence has been found, more soon...

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Though it is clear to all that time is not linear, one thing remains certain, time moves on. For many moons I have challenged the minds of many in search of when everything will end, and I am quite sure I have figured it out. More coming soon...

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I used to think I would be afraid to notice, but now more than ever, is it of grand importance to share my new profound knowledge of the universe. Bombshell soon….

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Part 6, im sorry I must go now. By the time this part posts, the world may already be in disarray.

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Part 5

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Part 4

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Part 3

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Okay guys… it’s time…. My biggest Conspiracy Theory yet. Don’t be surprised if I don’t post again after this one…
This will be a multi part project.. If you’re seeing this it’s likely already out on my page..

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It’s been a while since my last post…And I’ve been thinking a lot…. Big things coming soon guys, big things.

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@softsanr1o A wise man once said, those whom indulge in poetry are those whom indulge in the indulgence of the human spirit.