IvyKay

Typical twenty-something female who aspires to be the very best. Like no one ever was.

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

This couple at work just broke up.
Girl looked at the guy and said "You're off the dollar menu and I'm looking for a Big Mac"
I'm dead 😂💀

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

@Fosephe I tried to fix that and still got typos

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

@Fosephe There are a or of great tables for this stuff online if you'd like some links when I get home. And for story you can pull from show plots

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

So I gave the flu to my boyfriend and my roommates. I'm the best person 😂
#fluseason

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

Y'all I love playing pathfinder because of this stuff. #RPG https://t.co/aIloHqCFEQ

[Josie @Fosephe]

Pathfinder conversations

Jaddic: What happened to you?!

Thurrag: It's a disease called fabulous.

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

So my boyfriend is a year younger than me.
#DatingPerks #NotQuiteGoals

[RubberRoss @RubberNinja]

@Cobratate Shit bro you got me, I'm 30 and make cartoons and play video games for a living. I must be an alpha loser, I must inform my wife.

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

Hurricane Irma giving gifts.

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

On this day I have won a staring contest with a hawk! The coward fled once I moved to get a picture though..

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

A dark time has come. I must prepare before it's too late https://t.co/HLUEK5AAoR

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

Pumpkin spice lattes are back in Starbucks! Life is different now

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

#NewProfilePic #dogswantpicturestoo

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

New shirt from @OnceUponATee
#RickandMorty #blink182

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

#NewProfilePic

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

The day I became an adult was when I stopped peeling my string cheese.

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

So I forgot again https://t.co/lFWRzhfioI

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

I realized something. I am so amazingly not social. Completely forgot I even had a twitter.

[ThinkGeek @thinkgeek]

Introducing ThinkGeek's new limited-run mystery box of geeky surprises delivered to your door each month! https://t.co/ZTF9dwmwRY

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

I don't understand how this is just something so many people can ignore. What I've seen tonight has me in tears. #PrayForAleppo #SaveAleppo

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

I can't tell a single difference so people like Arin astound me. What do you see with your special eyes? 😐 https://t.co/tQTF1PCpoY

[🖤Mortemer🖤 @Mort3mer]

Things that keeps me up at night- can Arin really notice the difference in tv quality? Why is he obsessed over blue ray? I don't see it.

[Game Grumps @GameGrumps]

RT if your name isn't Arturo

[IvyKay @FijitTheFanatic]

I realized something. I am so amazingly not social. Completely forgot I even had a twitter.