Slava Ukraini.

Superman of Mayhem.

[Slava Ukraini. @FilabustaRhymes]

@WhiteHouse What about the excursion into Iran? Did that have an impact?

[Slava Ukraini. @FilabustaRhymes]

@ESPNNFL Nah, we handed it to ourselves. We like to make bad teams look good.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

ME AT THE START: the hat seems a bit performative

ME AFTER THE SECOND LINE: the hat isn’t hardly big enough

[Slava Ukraini. @FilabustaRhymes]

@jstein_sun He looks like Telly Savalas with hair.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

what if, hear me out, you did a deal with Iran wherein they agreed to not pursue a nuclear weapon but rather than just take their word for it you would have weapons inspectors with real access to make sure they were abiding by that commitment. You'd have specific caps on what they could enrich. You'd have real time reporting. You'd cut down their centrifuges and convert other sites to alternative purposes. Yes, you'd have to give them something in return. Maybe sanctions relief. But you could always snap it back in place if they did something wrong. Just a thought for the Trump team at this tricky moment.

[Slava Ukraini. @FilabustaRhymes]

@Acyn Also it is the same agreement as the 1951 one. He didn't do anything.

[Slava Ukraini. @FilabustaRhymes]

@WhiteHouse Man, you guys are such loser bitches. I dont need all of the norms of the past, necessarily, but i would like my White House to not be a bunch of fucking idiot goobers. Try it, for once in this administration. You're not up to the challenge, I know. But give it shot.

[Uncle Gary @unclegarytrucks]

me & weasel #hung a TV today

for $19.99 well hangs urs

[Slava Ukraini. @FilabustaRhymes]

@CrazyFenaker @SteveRattner He would have done it without Biden doing that idiotic thing. But he is definitely doing that, yep.

[calvinc @calvinc977]

@TVietor08 Jaxson Fart

[Slava Ukraini. @FilabustaRhymes]

@ginamilan_ Man, he's such a little bitch.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Some of you may think the job of the SECDEF is to advise POTUS, confer with senior leaders on strategy, acquisitions, R/D, and other boring stuff. It's not.
It's to do PT with kids and bark Old Testament passages at them while losing a war to a third-rank power in the Gulf.

[Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY]

Oh my. The Secretary of Health and Human Services is investigating “chemtrails.”

So apparently it’s time for some middle-school science:

Jets fly high. It’s REALLY cold up there. Hot, moist exhaust hits cold air. The water condenses and freezes into tiny ice crystals.

That white trail behind the airplane?

It’s called a contrail.

We’ve known how this works for a very long time.

[Rate the Refs @Rate_the_Refs]

Travis Kelce gets away with a hold on this touchdown run from Mahomes.

Rules analyst claims this is a tough one for the refs to see that's why they didn't call it

[Slava Ukraini. @FilabustaRhymes]

@HQNewsNow They just want to break he Grindr servers again.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Steve Witkoff to Putin: "when we retire, we'll have all these incredible stories and memories, and yours will be right at the top of it all."

This to a man launching ballistic missiles at maternity hospitals and stealing Ukrainian children en masse. Humiliating bootlicking.

[Slava Ukraini. @FilabustaRhymes]

@jgirlbflo @BfloFanatics @PeteGuelli Wrong. B.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

The father of Pierre Damas Bel, the 20-year-old Haitian immigrant who appears to have killed himself by walking into oncoming traffic, holds a note saying his son was bullied by classmates at Wright State University after being outfitted with an ankle bracelet.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Ken Paxton, you might not like the way he dresses, and I say this, it's so insulting to him, but I might as well say it. You might not like the way he looks. You might not love his television interviews. But he was the best attorney general and that speaks a lot louder than the suit he's wearing that doesn't look so great or than anything, frankly.

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

People don't like traffic cameras because they expose that much of traffic enforcement has little to do with safety and everything to do with revenue generation. It's why people resent speed-trap towns where the limit drops from 55 to 25 in a tenth of a mile for no reason.