WhichCarolinaFilch

I'm the flakiest, but most charming cog of the WhichCarolina machine. Here to pepper you with those spicy-hot takes you crave. I also like zebra cakes.

[Danny Heifetz @Danny_Heifetz]

Rule No. 6: Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms

[WhichCarolinaFilch @FilchWhich]

Have Twitter's algorithms gotten worse? I feel like I'm less addicted to this app.

[WhichCarolinaFilch @FilchWhich]

@BillSimmons care to comment on Pritchard hitting more FGs in 9 minutes than Smart in 34?

[WhichCarolinaFilch @FilchWhich]

@DannyBKelly @BenjaminSolak and @craighorlbeck y'all better have known what y'all were doing this year because I just did a dynasty draft blind (year 5), armed with nothing but a religious devotion to your pod.

(Achane, Washington, and Flowers per your recommendations)

[WhichCarolinaFilch @FilchWhich]

@aaron_dessner and @TheNational "Weird Goodbyes" is a hell of a way to spend 5 and a half minutes. Thank you.

[David Heath @davidhth]

Three former presidents urged Congress to ban assault weapons in 1994. Two were Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford. Guess who the third was.

[Sam Swank @SlamminSamSwank]

If the DATING APP experience was a scene in a movie

[The National @TheNational]

Thanks @Letterman! ❤️

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

how fucked up is this: some Texas dipshit was firing his AR-15 into the air and his neighbors asked him to please stop and so he shot them all dead on the spot. four adults. one child. what the fuck. this is why the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

My dad doesn’t tweet anymore but gave me his wishlist for the Pats at 14

1. “Paris Johnson - that’s my guy, we need a tackle, tough kid.”
2. “Skolinski? Skoronski? The tackle who might fall because he has short arms.”
3. “The OSU receiver, Jaxon… (long pause)… the OSU guy”

[WhichCarolinaFilch @FilchWhich]

@kevindotcom @JasonIsbell @redbuttegarden Sweet. Gonna be there

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

Cathy Spunt out walking the golf course tonight even though she KNOWS it’s against club policy.

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

It’s 52 degrees out today and Marcy Frontier is dressed like it’s mid June.

[Saturday Down South @SatDownSouth]

South Carolina just swept Florida. The Gamecocks are now 34-6 overall & 13-4 in SEC play.

This is currently #1 team in college baseball. Argue with a wall.

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

We asked these guys at the NRA Convention if they would be in favor of more gun control if it saved children’s lives.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

Is eight dollars really too much?

Most people are pickpocketed for much more than eight dollars every day.

I am typically pickpocketed every 20 to 30 minutes.

[WhichCarolinaFilch @FilchWhich]

@mfarrellsports NOT IF YOU KEEP BLOWING OUR COVER!

[WhichCarolinaFilch @FilchWhich]

@TweetsByBritt I mean there's always a chance we do a little rasslin'. But no. Not serious, actual violent threats, definitely not.