Wordsmith of Oshikuku

Water Bender. Internationally published author. Previously an accidental educator. Weekend footballer. Descendant of beasts.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

As sure as the river flows to the ocean, the universe directs us towards kinfolk, wherever we migrate we find our own.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

More people are invested in your wedding than your marriage, they don't care about what happens after the wedding.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@ashapumba I just realized that your Mama tells you that you are special your whole life, just for you to discover that there is man out there with your whole name.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

What I portray on the outside Vs. What's really going on inside my head.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@ka_Ndilo Sharks live in the ocean, that is their natural habitat. The only way a shark can attack you is if it walked in while you were showering and beat you up. All other scenarios are simply incidences of humans trespassing in shark habitat.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

"There is no such thing as a shark attack." This joke changed how I view many things.

Women being one.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@TheRamblingLifa We don't sleep with our friends, there is a certain need for people in a relationship to engage in lateral gymnastics, biology pushes us to.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

Niggas in Oshipanda, because niggas was in Oshipanda Sha uupundi na kooma. Uukwambi natango o tuu keme meme!

Cc @ashapumba @FransWoye

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

I will be hosting a literary discussion at the 2026 Doek literary Festival.

Program: https://t.co/B0doeDVLfd

Date: Wednesday, September 30th 2026

Venue: Goethe-Institut Namibia

Admission: Free of charge for all events

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

We will always cook.

For the 061-065-067, for Namibia, we will always cook!

Shetu Osheya, Doek Fest is here, bring all the bookworms. Mark the calendars. Let's GO!

@doeklitmag @remythequill

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@TheRamblingLifa Thought we were in everyone good books after paying off the euro bond?

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@Oom_nins I hope these young ballers can make the transition to the senior team. Hope they fare better than the 21-22 U/20 team.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

How it started, and how it is going.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

Caucasians are funny people, been ragging on black people and their hair for centuries. Convinced us that shaved heads are the epitome of hair hygiene. Them and their long history of pictures people with long, shaggy, dandruff infested, unkept hair.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

Committed the cardinal sin, I drank long beers in the Kasi the night before a run. Bleh.

Finished under 50 minutes, quick, fast, and efficient. Elite 10K finisher.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@Oom_nins Never say Never mei bru, life is the wheel of a wagon.

Good squad rotation from Alonso. Use the Trojan Horse, he knows the enemy intimately.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@_Mekeliwa_ Milky white but cloudy.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@taye264 Give the oil to France, Uranium to China, Army uniform tender to the US, and the transport tender to Silas Ndapuka. As long as everyone is eating, there will be peace.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

Reporting from the manicured lawns of the Alma Mater of everyone from Oshakati, Okahao, Ongwediva who attended primary school at Erundu. Guys, I finally understand... but the place needs a touch up. @gwaShuuya_4th

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@nakablackksheep OK in the head is very subjective.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@gwaShuuya_4th We should just show up at lodges with our tents and set up campsites on the manicured lawn. They will make a plan