Wordsmith of Oshikuku

Water Bender. Internationally published author. Previously an accidental educator. Weekend footballer. Descendant of beasts.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

As sure as the river flows to the ocean, the universe directs us towards kinfolk, wherever we migrate we find our own.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@TheRamblingLifa We don't sleep with our friends, there is a certain need for people in a relationship to engage in lateral gymnastics, biology pushes us to.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

Niggas in Oshipanda, because niggas was in Oshipanda Sha uupundi na kooma. Uukwambi natango o tuu keme meme!

Cc @ashapumba @FransWoye

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

I will be hosting a literary discussion at the 2026 Doek literary Festival.

Program: https://t.co/B0doeDVLfd

Date: Wednesday, September 30th 2026

Venue: Goethe-Institut Namibia

Admission: Free of charge for all events

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

We will always cook.

For the 061-065-067, for Namibia, we will always cook!

Shetu Osheya, Doek Fest is here, bring all the bookworms. Mark the calendars. Let's GO!

@doeklitmag @remythequill

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@TheRamblingLifa Thought we were in everyone good books after paying off the euro bond?

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@Oom_nins I hope these young ballers can make the transition to the senior team. Hope they fare better than the 21-22 U/20 team.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

How it started, and how it is going.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

Caucasians are funny people, been ragging on black people and their hair for centuries. Convinced us that shaved heads are the epitome of hair hygiene. Them and their long history of pictures people with long, shaggy, dandruff infested, unkept hair.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

Committed the cardinal sin, I drank long beers in the Kasi the night before a run. Bleh.

Finished under 50 minutes, quick, fast, and efficient. Elite 10K finisher.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@Oom_nins Never say Never mei bru, life is the wheel of a wagon.

Good squad rotation from Alonso. Use the Trojan Horse, he knows the enemy intimately.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@_Mekeliwa_ Milky white but cloudy.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@taye264 Give the oil to France, Uranium to China, Army uniform tender to the US, and the transport tender to Silas Ndapuka. As long as everyone is eating, there will be peace.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

Reporting from the manicured lawns of the Alma Mater of everyone from Oshakati, Okahao, Ongwediva who attended primary school at Erundu. Guys, I finally understand... but the place needs a touch up. @gwaShuuya_4th

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@nakablackksheep OK in the head is very subjective.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@gwaShuuya_4th We should just show up at lodges with our tents and set up campsites on the manicured lawn. They will make a plan

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@SamNdungula I want to be you when I grow up.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@ThreePeatMadrid Driving drunk is Russian roulette. Just get a cab.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

The use of cake as a metaphor in this episode was brilliant, just showed what a narcissistic man he really is. A masterclass in making an evil character who is still lovable.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

Ep 11 of the Polygamist,

The origin story of Jonasi Gommora's philandering. How can one man be loved by so many women & be such a piece of shit? Doesn't really care about any of his 'wives' happiness or his kids happiness, as long he is happy. Happy to have his cake & eat it.

[Wordsmith of Oshikuku @Filemon_Fly]

@jayishah Better to hurt than to look like a lollipop.