Filioisms

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Your Death Star is like a ping pong ball

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Hello people- today I finally graduated from high school after 30 long years at Liverpool. In honor of this, I want ya’ll to dm me or comment on this post your favorite filioism and I’ll be sharing some. Now I’m gonna be taking a nice long nap in my hammock😴💤 see ya later

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It’s an E flat people, it’s not personal. I don’t care who did it, just fix it. America, it’s supposed to be a beautiful place, not... polluted.. like Onondaga Lake

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Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Joe Filio: let’s do a conga line!

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Crack is wack

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*singing/muttering* bad boyz bad boyz whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you... ya like cops dave?

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What’s you favorite animal dave, a squirrel? I can getcha a squirrel

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Great concert last week everyone! Now I gotta go work at Walmart...

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I just bought 3 new catfish for my aquarium. I take them on walks ya know, with a little leash. They don’t last very long...

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You’ve got to have character. What kinda clown do you want to be? 🤡

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you've got to buzz buzz buzz. You know? Like a bee. Like if you ran around my backyard with a bee suit on" *death stare* 🐝

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Go tell that to the Dali Lama

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I named that fly today, his name is Harry

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Hey tinkler, stop that don’t tinkle on my plants

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You have to be sensitive... not like you’re picking up a kitten and squashing it

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I feel like I’m Moses parting the Red Sea

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Soar like a pterodactyl- ya know like Jurassic Park. I saw one in my back yard the other day

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The salems live in Narnia.

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Happy graduation day people! 👨🏻‍🎓👩🏻‍🎓Graduation cords? Whadda need those for? I got some electrical cords in my garage you can use

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I know I have to work with that big thicc stage band after school..