Filipasian

Filipasian

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Gm let’s get this paper

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

Just saw a video of Fat Joe saying he went to Morocco and met a little tiny man the size of a watermelon in the club. He said he’s a real guy French Montana knows him

[NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners @NCAABuzzerBters]

Thinking about this

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it

[Don Tworry @nonetosee]

I place my son in the graveyard and end my turn.

[k🎣 @kurtos]

this is the worst joke to ever make me laugh

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Barber could staple a pic ae yer maw gettin shagged tae yer heed but when he holds up that wee mirror you'd still be like ideal mate cheers

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

I got schizophrenics in my DMs telling me I’m The One