Will Ferrel Parody

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Serious question: Why does nobody deliver tacos?

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CARTOONS: The only place you can wear the same thing everyday & nobody cares.

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Deleting my school so I can focus on Twitter.

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S/O to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.

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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... she just announced a new album coming out tomorrow.

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It'd be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off the mask.

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I can understand the work in class but when I go to do the work outside of class all I remember is "艾尺艾娜豆贝尔维 吾艾艾儿"

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I got banned from Barnes and Noble today for moving all the 'Caution - Wet Floor' signs to the '50 Shades of Grey' shelf.

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If your girlfriend doesn't like that bitch, you don't talk to that bitch.

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That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying.

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"Quick, pretend you're sleeping!" never gets old.

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I swear 2012 lasted like 12 months.

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kangsta http://t.co/fuBmVw9m

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1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you

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Police and rioters come together to help fat man out of trousers http://t.co/QZjeTeWv

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For Halloween I'm gonna be Obama and take all the candy the kids trick-or-treated for and give it to the kids who didn't trick-or-treat.

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Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

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It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. "Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem..."

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Girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses & label the caption "nerddd lol" - you're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses.

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You're not a photographer. You just have an
overpriced camera.