Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson

Concrete Cowboy | #touse | TFM Hall of Fame snub | Played JV till coach screwed me | Golfing 102 consistently | Have beef with automatic doors

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@RodrigoSanchino haha she trifling. #crazy

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@RodrigoSanchino 🤙likewise boss! You still with baby mama number 4 or you moved on?

[Tyler “Sweet Feet” Sosa @A_Schaeffer_BMW]

@SpecialEdmund Same

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@RodrigoSanchino That’s a funny way of saying you think I should double down! Another 250 on America to celebrate America 250?????

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

It’s a bad day to be a mother fucking waffle!!!! LFG USA! 🦅🦅🦅#usa #hotdogs #americabitch #freebird #itscalledsoccer

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@RodrigoSanchino All this for the pats to miss the playoffs

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@A_Schaeffer_BMW @Dobbybigdig3 Please untag me

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

How does one obtain such aura as Carmelo Anthony dudes a certified chiller #chiller

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@A_Schaeffer_BMW #earned sweetfeet you bout to have yourself a night

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@KitFistosBurner Like this tweet if you’re ok. Is she in the room with you

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@Munch_Man10 take her to nearest dive bar and start aggressively chain smoking, the birds love that

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@DariusFinkel Just describe the whole big bang theory in three short sentences, it never fails.

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@A_Schaeffer_BMW Sweet feet on a thursday? God I strive to be like you

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

God I love postgrad. My current routine
1. Wake up and piss absolute excellence
2. Pop a chino upper deck
3. pour myself a black coffee
4. Peep my investments ( I only have money in Green Bay Packers stock)
5. Goon
6. Repeat

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@imsonails let’s get to the bottom of
this

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

Hello🦫,
I have to apologize for my leave of absence as of late. I am the latest to fall victim to a vicious attack. Apparently cockfighting is illegal now. I was arrested last week.Just posted bail. If anyone wants to sign my petition to legalize cockfights hit my dms #beev #yup

[Fillipe “Sauce” Mickelson @Fillipethesauce]

@RodrigoSanchino I knew a friend like this in college, he loved this girl named diamond toes

[_BobFcb @_BonFCB]

solo los verdaderos cagadores saben que es esta marca roja