Fillizo

Manchester united. Mamelodi Sundowns. Real Madrid. Chief Santos.

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

Stop attending games man 🤣🤣

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

PRAY FOR SPAIN.

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

England without Bellingham is like Argentina without fifa

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

Fuck Ineos🚮🚮🚮

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

Aubrey Modiba needs to pull up his socks

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

Messi fans will see such shit and still believe it's not rigged for him

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Spain, France, Germany, Portugal, Brazil, Belgium, England, and Netherlands are on the same side of the bracket

And Argentina is on the other with Australia, Cape Verde, and Egypt

Make it make sense 😭😭

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

Backstabber 🚮🚮🚮

[The Namibian @TheNamibian]

The police will continuously be testing drivers for alcohol until January 2027 as part of a nationwide campaign to crack down on drink and driving.
https://t.co/MPLIRUegOH

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

Gyokores is such a horrible footballer

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

The blue cowboys from Texas want to win the champions league from 10th position 🤣

[Blake @blake_cfc]

Hopefully Next season InshaAllah 🤞🏻

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

Bring on Cunha or Endrick man

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ Rúben Amorim, a strong candidate to become new AC Milan manager as revealed.

The Portuguese manager is keen on the job and opened doors to AC Milan conditions.

Same for Matthias Jaissle but Al Ahli would ask for financial compensation.

🎥🇮🇹 https://t.co/ApSDiIn4lJ

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

@WhaleHunterReal Brazil 4:1 Morocco

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

6.can I come spend the night at your place since you live alone,shamelessly!

[Hàbibi 🇳🇦 @paxthetruth]

Gents how far are you willing to take her
1. Monaco grant prix
2. Soweto derby
3. Groove mall
4. Bix car wash and Kapana
5. Come to my place and cook

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

Those trucks should be operated by Namibians, we don't want Nigerians in our country plz!!!!

[Eagle FM Namibia @EagleFMNam]

Afreximbank’s $3 Billion Walvis Bay Fuel Hub to Transform Southern Africa’s Energy Supply

The African Export-Import Bank (Afreximbank) has unveiled plans to finance a $3 billion fuel storage and distribution hub in Walvis Bay, in partnership with the Dangote Group.

The facility will receive refined fuel from Lagos and redistribute it to Zimbabwe, Zambia, and Botswana within five days, notably faster than the current two to three weeks from the Near East.

To support initial operations, Afreximbank will procure 550 fuel trucks while long-term plans include pipeline connections across the region.

Parallel discussions are underway to extend the Beira-Msasa pipeline from Mozambique into Zambia.

The project is expected to cut fuel import costs, currently around $2 billion for Zambia and $1 billion each for Zimbabwe and Botswana, while improving supply reliability.

Coupled with the Pan-African Payment and Settlement System (PAPSS), the initiative could also ease pressure on foreign reserves and strengthen regional currencies.

Report: Peneyambeko Jonas
Photo: AfDB

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

Garnacho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Chelsea interim coach Calum McFarlane leaked lineups’: “It’s something that we are looking into and it needs to stop”.

“We’ve spoken to them about the importance of that and making sure it doesn’t happen again”.

[Namibian Sun @namibiansun]

Quit the act, you’re not gay!

There are gay people. Then there are… entrepreneurs. Not the Silicon Valley kind, but the asylum kind.

A dude, straight as they come, appears just before embassy appointments - with hot red lipstick on.

Men with bricklayer hands seeking a route to Vancouver.

The ones who wake up one morning, look at their empty wallets, and suddenly discover a long-suppressed passion for people of same sex, just in time for a visa interview.

Because, let’s be honest, Namibia is peaceful - almost offensively so. No bombs, no Trump threats to snatch Netumbo Nandi-Ndaitwah. Her calm soul, however, blocks some people’s economic opportunities – like the Strait of Hormuz.

So our brave economic adventurers improvise: “I am gay. I am persecuted. Please fast-track me to Toronto.”

Now, Namibia is not exactly a Pride paradise. We are not handing out wedding cakes to two missuses at the altar – just yet. Swapo said same-sex weddings would cost it votes, so who are we to defy Sophia Shaningwa?

But we’re not the medieval Sodom and Gomorrah cities either. If you wanna kiss another dude outside Chez Ntemba, apply Vaseline to your lips and kiss him. If you want to hold hands in the CBD with another chick – just make sure Jerry Ekandjo doesn’t see you. Besides Jerry, no one else gives a sh*t!

Let’s not exaggerate. Windhoek has its fair share of idiots, yes. But per capita, we’re not exactly exporting them at Manchester levels. So this idea that London is some glittering gay utopia while Mariental is a live-action documentary of doom? Bollocks!

Nobody is chasing you with a pitchfork between Piet’s butchery and the Engen service station.

My brother, if your goal is Canada, just say that. Tell them you can work. Tell them you’re ready to suffer through winter, factory shifts, and pot-bellied supervisors named Greg.

Tell them you will milk cows, shovel snow, and smile politely when someone says “eh?” every three minutes.

Because last I checked, Drake is not clocking in at a dairy farm, and Justin Bieber is not elbow-deep in a cow’s arse to facilitate artificial insemination. A Namibian might have to do that.

But don’t appropriate gayness like it’s a winter jacket at a clearance sale. That lane is occupied - by real people, many of whom are right here, minding their business and building the same Namibia you’re trying to escape via creative writing.

Kom ons net bly nxa, manne. In Netumbo se land. Yes, things are messy. Jobs are scarce, degrees are decorative, and state hospitals now have VIP sections like a nightclub.

But you don’t fix a leaking roof by emigrating into a new apartment.

Because here’s the thing: the man who runs from his problems might arrive early - but his problems booked the same flight.

So bly stil. Bly realisties. And if you must act - at least audition properly.

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

@Dangerousgroun2 He wants to go on a boys trip with you 😭😭

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

@NamibianCleaner I'll die a happy man 😭

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

Why don't such amazing things ever happen to me man😭😭😭

[Namibian Sun @namibiansun]

Government has agreed to pay N$5 million to a Katutura resident who sued the State over a botched surgical procedure in which doctors allegedly removed the wrong kidney - leaving him dependent on haemodialysis three times a week for the rest of his life. https://t.co/B7BqhVXHgi

[Kayilula @MekondjoKondja]

3 men, 1 bed. Bru, dicks get hard by themselves while niggas are dead asleep. You turn, unconscious, your knee brushes on a hard dick and you'll never fall asleep again. It's uncomfortable. I'm homophobic. I was fine until I came to Windhoek and realized men are using them on each other and I've never been the same since then.

[Fillizo @FillizoNamwandi]

We dint just win against them, we fucked them raw doggy🤣🤣🤣

[Dangerous grounds🌅🚦🇳🇦 @Dangerousgroun2]

If Oshikoto beat Ohangwena neh, please leave Mokapendi and Terry for me😂