Films We Want

These are the great movies of our time that have yet to be made.

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A remake of Top Gun from the perspective of the Soviet pilot who gets flipped off

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A documentary about making documentaries.

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Jaws, but the whole movie is from the shark's perspective.

A guy's got to eat.

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An entire movie about Luke Skywalker on an island by himself.

It's just two hours him milking things.

At the end, he makes cheese.

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A movie where the actors pay to watch you.

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That classic movie you've always loved, but with all the genders swapped.

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A Star Wars movie where both sides have a Death Star and the hunt for each other in a cat-and-mouse game could end the galaxy.

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A movie where the previews just run for the full two hours and no one minds since they're better than movies anyway

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A movie that's just a blank screen because the camera guy didn't take off the lens cap but they put it in theaters anyway and call it art.

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An M. Night Shymalan movie where the twist is that you wasted 2 hours of your life watching a bad movie.

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A movie where humans escape their fences and chase innocent, terrified dinosaurs.

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A movie where everything explodes for two hours for no reason.

Oh, wait. That exists.

It's every action movie ever.

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The same plot as the Matrix, only the Matrix runs Windows.

The system crashes on its own.

The human race is saved by shitty programming.

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The Sandlot 2:

The next generation of kids grows up next to the sandlot.

They stay inside by themselves playing Xbox.

The end.

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Rogue One 2:

All the characters are dead.

They come back as Force ghosts to haunt those who forgot their heroism.

No one recognizes them.

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The 10 Commandments 2:

People find too many loopholes.

God makes 10 new rules.

Don't double dip.

Text, don't call, or go to hell.

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Trolls II:

No one wants to eat the trolls anymore.

Their population explodes.

They outpace their food sources.

Famine kills them all.

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Search for Spock 2

Spock clones himself again with the Genesis project

He mind melds his memories over

He is immortal

All hail god Spock

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Storks 2:

The storks struggle to keep up with demand.

Parents want 8 kids at once.

They don’t want a family

They want a reality TV show.

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A Dog's Purpose 2:

Dogs keep reincarnating.

They recognize their own immortality.

There’s no stopping them.

They take over the earth.