"Bro, everyone online says that GETTING HIGH and WATCHING ANAL PORN with your FRIENDS is basically the MOST FUN you can have. Getting really HIGH and TUGGING BONERS to HOT ANAL PORNBABES on a PORNSCREEN is actually a VERY NORMAL and COOL thing that bros do. Let's try it out!"
"Oh fuck! Hey bro..."
"I went into your room for a sec and I found your TOYS and then I 'accidentally' started WATCHING PORN on your PC and then got HORNY and started FUCKING PLASTIC PUSSY! Then it felt SO GOOD I couldn't stop. You should 'accidentally' FUCK RUBBER with me, bro"
"Hey bro, come watch this HOT TRANS DP PORN with me. Notice how they IGNORE REAL PUSSY and choose to ENJOY PORN BUTTHOLE TOGETHER. We should do the same but, because of our sexuality, we can only WATCH PORN on a PORNSCREEN and TUG BONERS TOGETHER. Let's GET WASTED ON PORN!"
"Huh? Oh Sorry bro, I forgot you were there! When you put PORN ON THE TV I couldn't stop STARING! I started TOUCHING MYSELF and I think I was even DROOLING! Are you HORNY too, bro? I can see your HAND on your JUNK. Lets go into a PORNTRANCE and SQUIRT PORNGOO TOGETHER FOR HOURS!"
haha hey *shits out a load for you* *shits out your cum for you* *pushes a wet burbly cum fart out of my boipussy buttcunt for you* *spreads my legs bears down and blasts out a gallon of your cocksnot and it’s loud and-