Elijah Wouldn't

Your mom's IT guy.

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@RichardAngwin He only eats at McDonalds, and that's not exactly my idea of a date...

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@linadreaamy 223

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@waitmaya 31?

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@prophylactic135 @RealSKeshel Here's a radical idea: Expand voter access, and then Republicans can try running on platforms that aren't wholly unpopular (like protecting pedophiles and arming another country's military with our tax money while our own population can't afford groceries or rent)

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@prophylactic135 @RealSKeshel That's kind of bullshit, though. There's no rule that says you need to walk uphill in both directions in order to cast a ballot...conservatives are just terrified of expanding voter access because they generally lose (and then cry foul) when it happens..

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@prophylactic135 @RealSKeshel Unfortunately there's no evidence to support what you're saying. Neither early voting nor mail-in voting, has contributed to any election-deciding anomalies that would go against the will of voters. Look at comfortably red Utah where the majority of votes are cast via mail.

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@prophylactic135 @RealSKeshel What is the issue with mail-in ballots? How do you deem it unnecessary if entire demographics of people rely on it in order to cast their vote? You can't just blanket delegitimize every person's reason for wanting or needing to vote by mail instead of in-person...

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@GreyGnomeGames breakfast of champions

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@prophylactic135 @RealSKeshel That wouldn't be great for Republican strongholds like Utah, where the majority vote by mail. You'd also be doing a hell of a disservice to all of the senior citizens and disabled people who rely on mail-in voting.

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@TedNugent Didn't this guy feign illness to avoid being drafted into military service multiple times? Doesn't seem like a very patriotic thing to me.

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@Bandcamp WHY THO (using a gift card balance. have tried multiple browsers. Let me give you money!)

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Trump is the one CALLING FOR PROTEST, you dumbshit.

[The Watchdog @TheWatchdogDBQ]

@greg_price11 STAY HOME

Write a letter to the editor, call your Congresspeople, yell at the TV screen, or whatever, but STAY AT HOME

The Dems have set a trap, don't fall for it. They WANT protests and chaos, they WANT another Jan 6th

Don't give it to them. STAY HOME for this one

[Elijah Wouldn't @FilthyDirtyD]

Senator Limmer's brain breaks over imperial-to-metric conversions on the senate floor. #MNIsReady

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The only race @RonDeSantisFL gives an actual shit about is his own state's race to the bottom.

https://t.co/KYqbQjM126

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@SportNoContext @HumansNoContext It's just a security guard, you're allowed to fight them. They can't arrest you.

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Incredibly long car analogy from Senator Steve Drazkowski. Should have included GPS as a thematic element of that diatribe, because I was pretty lost on the back stretch.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Inspired and inspiring conversations about how IP is actually unlocking creativity in a whole new way.

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"The most dangerous part of cannabis is getting caught with it."

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"56 joints is enough for 14 people to get high on the spot."

I wanna know more about this sweet lady's superhuman weed tolerance.

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"In legal states, the cartel just switched to selling harder drugs."

Yes, and now the police will have the bandwidth to go after THOSE people instead of all the innocent brown people we've been locking up for possessing a benign, naturally-occurring drug.