My landlord lives upstairs from me and occasionally I forget to walk up and take the rent check because I absolutely lose track of the fact that it’s a new month. I think he feels very uncomfortable asking for it directly, so I get texts like this
I love when they let buff girls still be feminine and pretty and not inherently masculine just because they have muscle (not saying this is bad, just the norm/stereotype)
im so happy i get to live in the men have pussies fanfic era i don’t think would’ve survived the ancient mpreg times where they had to give birth to the baby with the butt 😭😭