ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺

Mom to 1 human and 2 Great Danes. Wife. Psychiatric nurse. Fierce mental health advocate. Ye stan. Habitual line stepper. Adventurer. Wildflower. Cinephile.

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

Today is a very special day for me. More special than a birthday, anniversary or holiday. Today marks a decade of being cancer-free. It would be easy to give a great big FU to cancer, but instead I’m grateful to have lived through the experience. Cancer has taught me (1/9)

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@RantingGAPeach *clink* 🥃

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@NatalieAnne_NP @TAdelsberg @TAdelsberg tells no lies!

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@EUpchurchPhoto https://t.co/MVcOp7MFJv

[John @iam_johnw]

* sees marijuana Pepsi trending *
* thinks Pepsi made a new drink *

Me 45 seconds later :

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@islandpride808 This hits me. 🥰 I straightened my hair for TWENTY years because I was teased for my hair in high school. In January, I threw out my straightening iron and decided to embrace my wild, big, natural curls. I’m 44; it’s high time I forget those asses that made me feel “less than.”

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

I see a lot of pretty women here on Twitter. I did my best to keep up with y’all last night. I don’t post a lot of pics so be kind or keep scrolling 😊

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@GoBlueLexi117 Don’t toy with my emotions now! 😆 Btw: you’re the first person I thought of when I wrote my first sentence. I love you and your face! 😘

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@NatalieAnne_NP You’re so nice, Natalie! I appreciate that. I rarely dress up and wear heels and I felt confident. It was nice :)

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@ItsAntWright Penn State is bottom 3 for sure.

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

Waiting for my table. Trying to cross some more restaurants off my Gordon Ramsay bucket list :)

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@bakingmom14 Lmao

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@MJJ_616 @Skeets24 @elizagnnnn LOL! There’s a silver lining to the story: he got the dog and she got an STD. So the scales balanced out. Bonus: he got a huge promotion/new job about a year after they divorced so to hell with her!

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@Skeets24 @elizagnnnn Happens all the time here. I worked with a woman who wanted a divorce forever. She quit her job, stayed married but “put in a few more years,” because she knew she’d get a maximum payout after a certain amt of time and while being unemployed. It’s disgusting.

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@Skeets24 @elizagnnnn My friend’s wife cheated on him w/her co-worker and it was caught on video. He had proof. Didn’t matter. Because it’s a “no-fault” state, the payout is based on who makes more. She kept the house, moved her lover in, took most of her ex’s money. My friend: living with him mom.

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@Skeets24 @elizagnnnn In PA, piña coladas don’t matter. It’s a no-fault state. Lol

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@Skeets24 @elizagnnnn The intent was that they were trying to get some strange, so I guess it was the intent to cheat. Or is the intent just as much cheating even though they didn’t physically cheat? Good debate to be had.

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@xTiffVicious Never! 😘

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@MichiganMan_2 Thank you! I should’ve known better especially in this heat. I used to get these on Mill Street right outside of Arizona State University quite a bit and I’ve never conquered them. Judgment error on my part. I’ll chalk it up to a heat-fried brain.

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

I think those adult slushees hit me a little hard. I’m walking down the strip, trip and fall on my ass. NBD normally but I’m commando and pretty sure my vagina fell out. This guy helps me up and I say, “I don’t think I’m cut out for Vegas.” He says... “You’re MEANT for Vegas.” 😂

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@RdotPaige I wish it had been this graceful 😂 Those slushies are evil. It’s not until you stand up that you realize it’s too late lol

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@Blckshrts THE DEVIL

[ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 🐺 @FilthyJeepGirl]

@HenryMorgan73 I agree. That’s why the guy tried to get me off the sidewalk so quick before I ruined some child’s life. 😂😂😂