Edge Master

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

I call it the clit blaster 9000

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

@BenBankas Thanks, now I know where to avoid you

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

@NigBaby69 Fake and gay

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

A few years ago I played MGK cover of misery business in front of my ex while we were driving and she would have had every right to break up with me on the spot

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

My hole is back on the market

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

Saw a girl so beautiful the other day it made me depressed

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

Born too late to die in the Middle East. Born too early to die in the Middle East. Born just in time to die in the Middle East.

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

About to go on my Smurf account on tinder

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

The last time I stopped to smell the roses I got covered in cum.

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

Gallon of milk a day bulk challenge

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

My coworker just called me and asked if he bought a baby goat, if I could watch it for a week before he can bring it home with him.

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

@JDVance Your should have been swallowed

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

To much jizz, not enough jazz

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

What do you guys think of my hinge prompts

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

I need to get married so I can try out sex

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

I’ve been hornier for less

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

Just saw someone rip the edges of his uncrustable and said he “doesn’t like the crust”

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

“They’re French, it’s full unwashed bush as far as the eye can see”

[Edge Master @FilthyRandal]

Coworker 1: “I’m gonna go home and jerk off 3 times”
Coworker 2: “Aren’t you married?”
Coworker 3 from across the dorm“You wouldn’t get it”