Nihlas

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[💗 Lunie 💗 @Back2Batk]

I got to the Crumbling Tower part of Deltarune Chapter 4 and I was just singing this the whole time

[Tony 🌍 @NeetWorldOrder]

Truth nuke

[Island | UltimaWielder @ArtemaSeeker]

Good morning

[Nihlas @Filthytryhard]

@konamirugu dude let it go. thanks random individual who watches to many vtubers <- me im the guy

[Nihlas @Filthytryhard]

@NotGumb @Shokku_ GUMBY CUTE

[Nihlas @Filthytryhard]

@ProjektMelody Crazy thing? Good yars

[The REAL Crash Bandicoot @mr_evaporation]

Found this on TikTok

[Nihlas @Filthytryhard]

@KokoNutsVT Another banger for koto at crellys expense. W

[Nihlas @Filthytryhard]

@minitorocoasmr BUY BUY BUY IM GOING

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A supermarket. I went to buy one bottle of the white sauce this nation pours on everything. I found a WALL.

Ranch. Spicy ranch. Chipotle ranch. Avocado ranch. Bacon ranch. LIGHT ranch, for the disciplined. There was a ranch labeled "secret recipe" that printed its ingredients on the back, which is not how secrets work, and I respect the audacity.

In Japan, a sauce knows its place. One dish, one purpose, centuries of refinement. Here I stood before forty bottles of the same white dynasty, each claiming the bloodline.

I asked a passing employee: which is the true heir?

He looked at the wall. He looked at me. "It's all just ranch, dude."

It is NOT all just ranch. That is exactly what a branch family would say.

I bought the original. The founding house. One honors the main line — this is not negotiable.

I also bought the chipotle. We meet at lunch. Privately. The original does not know. A man may serve one lord and still admire the ambition of the younger branch. This is recorded in many histories, and I will not be judged by a nation with forty sauces in its door.

At the register, the cashier saw my two bottles and said the most American sentence I have yet heard:

"Smart. You got your everyday ranch and your fancy ranch."

EVERYDAY RANCH AND FANCY RANCH. She understood the entire feudal structure instantly. This country runs deeper than it pretends.

A man does not betray the main house in daylight. Lunch is at noon, with the curtains drawn.

A man does not ask the dynasty to be one bottle. He only becomes loyal to more of them.

So tell me, America, and be honest with me: how many ranches live in your door right now?

Count them. Then tell me again who the samurai is.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A stadium parking lot. I came to watch a battle, and found the army feasting three hours before it.

Hundreds of tents. Grills. Clan flags flying from trucks. Men in war paint handing food to strangers. I assumed the game had been cancelled and this was the consolation.

"When does the battle begin?" I asked a man tending an enormous grill.

"Kickoff's at one. We've been here since seven."

Seven. In my land, an army eats quietly before war, in case it is the last meal. Here, the meal IS the war. The enemy parking lot is doing the same thing forty yards away. Nobody is fighting. Everyone is grilling.

A man handed me a plate. I had not asked. I was not known to him. The plate held more meat than my ancestors saw in a winter.

"You with us or them?" he asked.

"I am with whoever fed me," I said. It is the oldest law.

"Good answer," he said, and gave me more.

Then I learned the terrible truth. The man at the grill — the general of this feast — was not going inside.

"You will not watch the battle?"

"Nah. I'll catch it on the radio. Somebody's gotta watch the grill."

He marches to the war. He feeds the army. He does not enter. In eight hundred years of my family's records, there is no rank for this man.

There should be.

I was full. I was confused. I was, somehow, home.

An army that eats together has already won. The game is a detail.

When the crowd roared inside the stadium, the grill man nodded once, and flipped a burger.

Next week I am bringing my own tent. He said I could park beside him. We are allies now.

The terms were ribs.

[nana kopaja (deera) @diraism]

could never self insert myself in a smut because this is how it feels to read one

[Tripping The Rift - Official @ttr_show]

Who do you want to be? Mommy or daddy?! 😭🤣♥️ #trippingtherift #cartoon #animation #trending #syfy

[TheGoldenSmurf (No Comm) @TheGoldenSmurf]

Winter Megumin, Kazuma and… (from Konosuba)

[Hodler @TSLAshareholder]

damn grok 🤣

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

whats wild is this wasnt even like a “cop kills black guy” thing where there *might* be some debate about the police or whatever it’s just straight up a black kid stabbed a white kid and they’re losing their minds that he’s going to prison over murder. fascinating.

[Nihlas @Filthytryhard]

@Feralyn_vt Ironmouse. I will not explain.

[BasedTuber @BasedTuber]

Your government doesn't want you to see this video.

[四月しづき @shidukichan]

こまろの胸は確かこのくらいだったかと記憶しています