Wisconsin's Final Dad

The official account of all Wisconsin dads. Unofficial account of Wisconsin. Forklift Certified until I became a useless engineer. he/him

[Wisconsin's Final Dad @FinalWIDad]

Bye bye hellsite. Always thought I'd get banned before leaving but here we are. Find me on the better site

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I'm not back bitches!

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@hottrashbabe If you look in my guts, your face is going to melt from the divine horror

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@francisxwolf I'm trying to keep it fun

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@rftbAudrey Hell yeah. Can you stuff all the butts into the cans?

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Hopefully Twitter survives long enough for some still stranded mutuals to escape. I haven't forgotten y'all. I just haven't gotten any codes yet

[Wisconsin's Final Dad @FinalWIDad]

I have made it to the promised land. A Milwaukee Bier garden. Also I'm on the site without so many Nazis

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@ComradeLuanne Not enough people are familiar with the true horrors of space. This is coming from a guy who got freaked out when snorkeling

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Receiving $500K

[Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @MeWeFree_]

What experience would you pay $250K for?

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I don't care how far into the replies it is. If I see a chance to riff, I'm going to take it

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@husbandliker I have long loved the beach but feared the sea

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@bolton69420 The dream is to be successful enough to shitpost on LinkedIn

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@GalaxyPeaBrain This is how my 5'9" friends act around my ponderous 5'10" self

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@thotsofblue That's alright. I'm pretty confident I'll get there

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@Mercuryal It's time for Waukesha to burn

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@SamFacto I hope you're having a delightful time being there

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@STILLWATERSRU14 @shrekfromdonkey In that case, I'm entering as well!

[Wisconsin's Final Dad @FinalWIDad]

@thotsofblue How about you post them...in my DMs

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@Juicysteak117 Please save me from this hell

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@GusanoFailSon The wife says I have to use it so I don't eat too fast

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Time for a perfect meal