Honky Kong

Solitary Saturn on Spotify and others.
Musician, Producer.
Professional Florida Man.
Professional Swamp Lord.
Professional Patriot.
In Perpetuum Radians ☀️

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

New album art for Desert Witch- available on Spotify and other platforms in the next few days. Pretty hot 🤔

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@gaiambassador17 You get it 😎

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

People are always telling me "man, that's unrealistic."

Maybe for you, you unwhimsical bitch. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Guardian of Gaia @gaiambassador17]

@FinallyFatigued “Don’t be comin at me with your limited 3rd dimension perception of what is real.” (Boops their nose)

😂😂😂

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@NoNewLoops @bigrigpyro Woah, really?! That's super cool to experience, though!! I'd do it just for a season to try it but yeah, no freaking way I'd survive more than a few weeks 💀

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

My kind of people 😎💪🏻 anything under 70°f is too cold for me

[James Martin @bigrigpyro]

@FinallyFatigued @B_1Tactical Deep East Texas. My time of year, that cold mess needs to stay away.

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@NoNewLoops Good morning ☕☀️😎

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

Aaaaaaand the tow truck is now broke down on the freeway yayyyyyyy

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@bigrigpyro @tractordoctor79 You know we will welcome your redneck ass down here in a heartbeat boy 🤣
I thought you were a southerner for the longest time lmfao

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@JonesPam7777 @HootchPWG That's so insane to think about winter in July, almost August 💀

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@HootchPWG @queenie_lou1 This morning right here! 🤣
My family from Denmark would be appalled haha

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@queenie_lou1 @HootchPWG 48°c maybe 😅🤔

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@HootchPWG WHAT?! Were you born in freaking Greenland?! 😅🤣 That's not even a temp that should exist

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@bigrigpyro They're all crazy, dude. We're the only sane ones. @NoNewLoops is also sane 😎 I don't care what other people think, I like being comfy 😎

[James Martin @bigrigpyro]

@FinallyFatigued There are very few like us. Most like to make fun of me in fall/winter/spring. I bytch constantly about the cold. You will NEVER hear me complain about heat.

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@JonesPam7777 @tractordoctor79

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

Looks pretty good to me? 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

[Trolling.Canuck @TrollingCanuck]

Can someone help me out here? 🤔

[Pam Jones @JonesPam7777]

@tractordoctor79 @FinallyFatigued Seamon, also popular with the sailors, Yep, seamen enjoy mixed drinks with seamon. 👍👍

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@JonesPam7777 That sounds about right! My mom bought two gallons of milk every other day and it was just us two! We did wrestling and whatnot so we ate a LOT 🤣😅

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

So I got invited scalloping like a week ago (for today) and I'm getting ready to go, and literally just found out that my mom, stepdad, brother, his girl and kids are all also there and no one bothered to tell my brother or I but everyone else knew 🤣

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@NoNewLoops That's some futuristic blade runner B's right there 🤔 that's crazy.
Although, thinking about it, as a medical pt in Florida, they're pulling your dmv picture for the "government id" that is the "medical card", which you have to present every time.
How crazy to think about 🤔

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Nintendo Entertainment Systems collected from victims of the holocaust.

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@TankC60587 Job well done, time for another whiskey 😎

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@bigrigpyro Finally someone else who understands me 😎🤣

[Honky Kong @FinallyFatigued]

@tractordoctor79 Lol I'm in the car with my wife and I just laughed so hard she paused the music and said "what the fuck is wrong with you?" 🤣

[James Martin @bigrigpyro]

@FinallyFatigued The hotter the better. Under 70 is jacket weather and body pain.